Can anyone give me capitals and state puns?
For example I have:
What's the capital of Alaska?
I'm pretty sure Juneau (You know)
Arkansas is the only state mentioned in the Bible.
“Noah walked out onto the ark and saw....”
What's the most sexist US state?
Now that Donald Trump is no longer President, the United States is experiencing post-nut clarity.
My buddy Ian is a strong proponent of state surveillance of citizens. I disagree and think it's a bad idea, so I said...
Murphy's Law states anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you heard of Cole's Law?
The police arrested water because it was wanted in three states
So I was talking with a friend about states
me: do you know the abbreviations for ohio and oklahoma?
friend: no
me: oh ok
Why couldn't Biden see his Secretary of State?
Did you hear about the depressive state of US?
The Secretary of State will be Biden's first confirmed Cabinet member.
After all, the Republicans can't say no to A. Blinken!
Went to the grocery store and asked for 3 pounds of potatoes. "We don't have pounds", the grocer stated, "only kilos".
Annoyed, I went, "fine. I'll take 3 pounds of kilos then".
If DC, Puerto Rico, and Guam became states, the US would be truly indivisible
Since 53 states is a prime number
Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.
...It was Kief or Southernland.
What state in the US speaks Japanese?
Q: Which US State loves company?
A state trooper pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway
Glancing at the car he was astounded to see that the elderly woman behind the wheel was knitting
The trooper crank down his window and yelled to the driver “pull over”
“No!” yelled the woman “it’s a cardigan”
Which US state is best for baby rodents?
What is the only American State that has ever been married?
When I play battleship I like to arrange my ships in the shape of states...
Do you know the top 15 states to live in?
Alaska, Washington, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, & Maine
What do you call a hippies wife?
What is the best American state to go sunbathing?
What did the Commanding General of the United States Army say after having his budget approved?
BREAKING: North Korean Leader in vegetative state following surgery.
They're going to start calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive
Sbarro pizza company charged with violating state COVID executive order
They are expected to make an appearance in Food Court next week.
Good evening. I'll see my self out...
What comes after the USA?
Did you know there’s a law stating no one living within 5 miles of a cemetery can be buried there?
State of Zen
How still do you have to be to reach a Zen state of mind?'
Fro-Zen Still
Which state is always ready to write?
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course it can! A building can’t jump at all!
Mike Pompeo is Secretary of State
What state is famously known for selling small soft drinks?
I’m such a state! What will Della wear to the picnic? And who else will be there? What will we do?
I think Texas coming. What will Delaware? I don’t know, Alaska! Iowa thanks to you for bringing this up! Maybe we can play some Tennessee? Indiana just don’t think we’ll know what to expect. Like last time, we don’t know Michigan.
At which US state did the great depression start?
Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks??
You would think that the state that is most popular for Casino's and lucrative businesses...
...would be better at counting
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state of the art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They’re calling it Mercedes-clenz
BREAKING :: Lebanese President Michel Aoun states there will be no additional disaster relief funds for those affected by blast.
A real Lebaneezer Scrooge.
My 4 year old just told her first dad joke, and I've never been more proud.
My pregnant wife is wearing a white shirt that has a pumpkin painted over her belly, for Halloween. We are having another little girl, and have set on the name Ellie.
My daughter comes home, and is greeted by my wife.
4yo: "I like your shirt mama!
Wife: "Aww thank you! Do you like my pumpkin belly?
4yo: "...I like your pumpkin Ellie!"
What do you call state-sponsored cereal brands from Algeria?
What is the only state mentioned in the bible? Arkansas.
Noah looked out of the ark and saw two doves.
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