Starter Pistol Puns

A list of puns related to "Starter Pistol"

Someone has been shot with a starter pistol at the local athletics track,

Police believe it may be race related

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👤︎ u/tbonesteakbigone
📅︎ Jun 17 2022
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A man has been admitted to hospital after being shot with a starter pistol.

Police think it’s race related.

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👤︎ u/Jonniboy299
📅︎ Mar 22 2022
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Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. [X-post from /r/Jokes]

Police think it might be race related.

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👤︎ u/ChuckieC
📅︎ Jul 27 2015
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Police are investigating a murder in which the victim was shot with a starters pistol.

The police think it's race-related.

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👤︎ u/elwheelio
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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Karl Marx is a historically famous figure…

But nobody ever mentions his sister, Onya, who invented the starter pistol.

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👤︎ u/Extension-Link5867
📅︎ Jan 15 2022
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I live in kind of a bad neighborhood, so I wasn't too surprised to hear a gunshot last night.

Police investigation determined it was fired from just a starter pistol.

The case was closed, but it was filed as race related.

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👤︎ u/lodiman77
📅︎ Mar 14 2022
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My father comes out with crap all the time, but this one is something else.

'Did you hear about that shooting in Hounslow? Yeah, they closed the shop and everything: some guy had a starter pistol and was threatening to shoot everyone.'
<the sound of my mother and me shocked and putting on BBC News>
'The police said it was race related.'

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👤︎ u/wcrp73
📅︎ Sep 18 2015
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I just read that a man was shot dead with a starter pistol.

Police say it might be race related.

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👤︎ u/porkchop_d_clown
📅︎ Jul 27 2021
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Have you heard of the guy who got shot with a starter pistol?

Police think it was race related.

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👤︎ u/Mick3y6
📅︎ Feb 01 2020
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A local man was shot with a starter pistol

Authorities say it was race related

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👤︎ u/yoquiero
📅︎ Nov 06 2016
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I was hit with this recently

Apparently someone has been shot with a starter pistol at the athletics track

Police think it may be race related

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👤︎ u/350ZisBae
📅︎ Aug 18 2014
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