I'm about to start a band called Alzheimerz.

We're only going to play forgotten songs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karl_oskar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2021
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I got a virus on my computer that starts playing a boy band's hits every time I turn it on, unless I send $50K in cryptocurrency to cyberperps in Russia....

I'm the victim of a Hansenware attack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2021
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Want to start a Hula band that covers music by Poison.

Gonna call it Poi, Son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jarofcomics77
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Arsenic, cadmium, and lead decided to start a band.

They were a heavy metal group.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/erebus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Going to start a band for kids to raise the awareness of eating your vegetables.

We are called the Rap Scallions with our debut single β€œPump up the Yams.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeliciousRoreos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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I decided to start a rock band whilst looking for a new job

We're called LinkedIn Park.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Actom360
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2017
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I'm looking for some female physicists to start a band

It's gonna be called The Space Girls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HashManIndie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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What do you call it when a group of business executives start a band?

Linked’in park

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotVeryPolitical
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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Al Gore should start a math rock band.

He could call it Al Gore Rhythms.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2016
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Ray Davies wanted to start a new band...

...but I heard he was unable to get the kinks out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megawang
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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I want to start a rap-metal band and sing about Job searching and start ups

We'll call ourselves LinkedIn Park.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PuroStyle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2016
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In honor of an old episode of The Simpsons, I have decided to start a rock and roll band and call it "Three Eyed Fish".

The name will appear as : **Fiiish**

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2018
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While drumming for a jazz band, I planned to start sneaking in more and more triplets into my drumming.

Eventually, my plan went on in full swing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HardPieceofRock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2017
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We started a band and called it "Books"

So no one can judge us by our covers.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2021
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I started a band called 999 megabytes

It’s going pretty well but we still haven’t gotten a gig

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdolsa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2021
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Me and my agronomist friends started a new 80s rock cover band

we call ourselves the dire substraits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foreliah
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2021
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I've started a new band called "Blanket'

We're a cover band

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease

We're called "Gluten for Punishment."

Our first single is "Bread or Alive."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scrranger11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."

If anyone asks, you've not seen us.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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I started a band but we could never make it to a Gig.

What was the band name? 1023MB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstrosAtoZ
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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A florist named Chris started a band with 3 of the neighborhood mums. Guess what they called the band?

Chrysanthemums.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5ir_viver
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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If I started a band called β€œCeiling”...

Would that make the people who enjoy my music β€œCeiling Fans”?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OriginGodYog
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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My friend called me to say that he’s starting a new Metal band called Spinal Column.

I said, β€œCan I call you Back?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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I'm thinking of starting a new website, exclusively so people can subscribe to Ninja Sex Party cover bands.

It's called OnlyDans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoShizzity
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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My friend recently started a band called duvet.

They only play covers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickl444
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Did you hear about the Band Director who got fired and started a car towing company?

He called it Stuck Auto.

It was a huge success and he found time to focus on his passion for martial arts founding a new school based on starting slow and building up speed. It's called Crush En Do.

It was most noticeably used by a section of the terrorist organization in the United States Capitol. They're known as the D.C. Al Coda.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rannak
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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They neighborhood kids just started a band! They’re calling themselves 924mb.

They’re good, but they don’t have a gig yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smolprincess928
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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If Bill Clinton's Vice President started a one man band. He'd call it, Al Gore Rhythms.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/willscuba4food
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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I started a band named 1023 megabytes

They told me I had a gig, but I don't

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πŸ‘€︎ u/veive
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2018
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"I've started a Taco Bell themed John Coltrane cover band....

we're called Crunchwrap Supreme"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frippeno
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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Few people know that Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla put aside their differences and started a rock band together.

It was called AC/DC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torley_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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I started a band called 999 Megabytes....

How’s is going so far?

Still haven’t gotten a gig!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/groags
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2021
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Started a band called 999 megaybtes

We still havent gotten a gig

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackieboi24
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I started a band called "Blanket"

It's a cover band

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordofthstrings
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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I'm starting a band called Blanket.

It's a cover band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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I recently started a band called 999 megabytes.

We're good but we still haven't gotten a gig yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuspectedAphid
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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I recently started a band called 999 megabytes...

We’re good but we don’t have a gig yet!

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πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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I started a band called 999 Megabytes β€” we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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I started a band called 999 megabytes.

We still haven't gotten a gig yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NonstopSuperguy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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My friends and I started a band called Duvet !

It's a cover band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Dad: I started a band, we're called the Geologists.

Because we're a rock band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdinchicago
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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I started a band called 999 megabyte

We still haven't gotten a gig.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tanakritt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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My friend recently started a band called duvet.

They only play covers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickl444
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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I started a band called 999 megabytes

We haven't gotten a gig yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hornwalker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2015
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