I'm about to start a band called Alzheimerz.
We're only going to play forgotten songs.
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︎ Jun 11 2021
I got a virus on my computer that starts playing a boy band's hits every time I turn it on, unless I send $50K in cryptocurrency to cyberperps in Russia....
I'm the victim of a Hansenware attack.
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︎ Jun 12 2021
Want to start a Hula band that covers music by Poison.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Arsenic, cadmium, and lead decided to start a band.
They were a heavy metal group.
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︎ Aug 10 2020
Going to start a band for kids to raise the awareness of eating your vegetables.
We are called the Rap Scallions with our debut single βPump up the Yams.β
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︎ Aug 03 2019
I decided to start a rock band whilst looking for a new job
We're called LinkedIn Park.
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︎ Feb 17 2017
I'm looking for some female physicists to start a band
It's gonna be called The Space Girls
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︎ Oct 08 2019
What do you call it when a group of business executives start a band?
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︎ Aug 25 2018
Al Gore should start a math rock band.
He could call it Al Gore Rhythms.
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︎ Dec 16 2016
Ray Davies wanted to start a new band...
...but I heard he was unable to get the kinks out.
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︎ Dec 10 2018
I want to start a rap-metal band and sing about Job searching and start ups
We'll call ourselves LinkedIn Park.
π︎ 10
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︎ Aug 26 2016
In honor of an old episode of The Simpsons, I have decided to start a rock and roll band and call it "Three Eyed Fish".
The name will appear as : **Fiiish**
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︎ May 21 2018
While drumming for a jazz band, I planned to start sneaking in more and more triplets into my drumming.
Eventually, my plan went on in full swing.
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︎ Nov 11 2017
We started a band and called it "Books"
So no one can judge us by our covers.
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︎ Sep 11 2021
I started a band called 999 megabytes
Itβs going pretty well but we still havenβt gotten a gig
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︎ Aug 11 2021
Me and my agronomist friends started a new 80s rock cover band
we call ourselves the dire substraits
π︎ 3
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︎ Jul 21 2021
I've started a new band called "Blanket'
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︎ Dec 30 2020
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Our first single is "Bread or Alive."
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."
If anyone asks, you've not seen us.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
I started a band but we could never make it to a Gig.
What was the band name? 1023MB.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
A florist named Chris started a band with 3 of the neighborhood mums. Guess what they called the band?
π︎ 10
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︎ Sep 03 2020
If I started a band called βCeilingβ...
Would that make the people who enjoy my music βCeiling Fansβ?
π︎ 119
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︎ Oct 26 2019
My friend called me to say that heβs starting a new Metal band called Spinal Column.
I said, βCan I call you Back?β
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︎ Apr 10 2020
I'm thinking of starting a new website, exclusively so people can subscribe to Ninja Sex Party cover bands.
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︎ May 06 2020
My friend recently started a band called duvet.
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︎ May 01 2019
Did you hear about the Band Director who got fired and started a car towing company?
He called it Stuck Auto.
It was a huge success and he found time to focus on his passion for martial arts founding a new school based on starting slow and building up speed. It's called Crush En Do.
It was most noticeably used by a section of the terrorist organization in the United States Capitol. They're known as the D.C. Al Coda.
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︎ May 10 2018
They neighborhood kids just started a band! Theyβre calling themselves 924mb.
Theyβre good, but they donβt have a gig yet.
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︎ Jan 19 2019
If Bill Clinton's Vice President started a one man band. He'd call it, Al Gore Rhythms.
π︎ 10
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︎ Nov 01 2018
I started a band named 1023 megabytes
They told me I had a gig, but I don't
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︎ Apr 12 2018
"I've started a Taco Bell themed John Coltrane cover band....
we're called Crunchwrap Supreme"
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︎ Nov 15 2017
Few people know that Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla put aside their differences and started a rock band together.
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︎ Jul 29 2018
I started a band called 999 Megabytes....
Howβs is going so far?
Still havenβt gotten a gig!
π︎ 57
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︎ Jul 13 2021
Started a band called 999 megaybtes
We still havent gotten a gig
π︎ 129
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︎ Jan 29 2021
I started a band called "Blanket"
π︎ 93
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︎ Jan 31 2021
I'm starting a band called Blanket.
π︎ 27
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︎ Feb 01 2021
I recently started a band called 999 megabytes.
We're good but we still haven't gotten a gig yet.
π︎ 9k
π
︎ May 01 2019
I recently started a band called 999 megabytes...
Weβre good but we donβt have a gig yet!
π︎ 84
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︎ May 24 2019
I started a band called 999 Megabytes β we havenβt gotten a gig yet.
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︎ Aug 28 2019
I started a band called 999 megabytes.
We still haven't gotten a gig yet.
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︎ Mar 14 2019
My friends and I started a band called Duvet !
π︎ 5
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︎ Feb 03 2020
Dad: I started a band, we're called the Geologists.
Because we're a rock band.
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︎ Jul 31 2019
I started a band called 999 megabyte
We still haven't gotten a gig.
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︎ Mar 22 2019
My friend recently started a band called duvet.
π︎ 5
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︎ May 01 2019
I started a band called 999 megabytes
We haven't gotten a gig yet.
π︎ 27
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︎ Aug 15 2015
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