I'm about to start a band called Alzheimerz.
      We're only going to play forgotten songs.
 
      
        π︎ 7
         
        
        
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︎ Jun 11 2021
        
       
      
     
      I got a virus on my computer that starts playing a boy band's hits every time I turn it on, unless I send $50K in cryptocurrency to cyberperps in Russia....
      I'm the victim of a Hansenware attack.
 
      
        π︎ 2
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jun 12 2021
        
       
      
     
      Want to start a Hula band that covers music by Poison.
      
      
        π︎ 2
         
        
        
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︎ Jan 08 2021
        
       
      
     
      Arsenic, cadmium, and lead decided to start a band.
      They were a heavy metal group.
 
      
        π︎ 10
         
        
        
        π
︎ Aug 10 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Going to start a band for kids to raise the awareness of eating your vegetables.
      We are called the Rap Scallions with our debut single βPump up the Yams.β
 
      
        π︎ 5
         
        
        
        π
︎ Aug 03 2019
        
       
      
     
      I decided to start a rock band whilst looking for a new job
      We're called LinkedIn Park.
 
      
        π︎ 83
         
        
        
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︎ Feb 17 2017
        
       
      
     
      I'm looking for some female physicists to start a band
      It's gonna be called The Space Girls
 
      
        π︎ 2
         
        
        
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︎ Oct 08 2019
        
       
      
     
      What do you call it when a group of business executives start a band?
      
      
        π︎ 10
         
        
        
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︎ Aug 25 2018
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Al Gore should start a math rock band.
      He could call it Al Gore Rhythms.
 
      
        π︎ 113
         
        
        
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︎ Dec 16 2016
        
       
      
     
      Ray Davies wanted to start a new band...
      ...but I heard he was unable to get the kinks out.
 
      
        π︎ 3
         
        
        
        π
︎ Dec 10 2018
        
       
      
     
      I want to start a rap-metal band and sing about Job searching and start ups
      We'll call ourselves LinkedIn Park.
 
      
        π︎ 10
         
        
        
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︎ Aug 26 2016
        
       
      
     
      In honor of an old episode of The Simpsons, I have decided to start a rock and roll band and call it "Three Eyed Fish".
      The name will appear as : **Fiiish**
 
      
        π︎ 4
         
        
        
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︎ May 21 2018
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      While drumming for a jazz band, I planned to start sneaking in more and more triplets into my drumming.
      Eventually, my plan went on in full swing.
 
      
        π︎ 4
         
        
        
        π
︎ Nov 11 2017
        
       
      
     
      We started a band and called it "Books"
      So no one can judge us by our covers.
 
      
        π︎ 4k
         
        
        
        π
︎ Sep 11 2021
        
       
      
     
      I started a band called 999 megabytes
      Itβs going pretty well but we still havenβt gotten a gig
 
      
        π︎ 68
         
        
        
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︎ Aug 11 2021
        
       
      
     
      Me and my agronomist friends started a new 80s rock cover band
      we call ourselves the dire substraits
 
      
        π︎ 3
         
        
        
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︎ Jul 21 2021
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      I've started a new band called "Blanket'
      
      
        π︎ 997
         
        
        
        π
︎ Dec 30 2020
        
       
      
     
      I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
      We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Our first single is "Bread or Alive."
 
      
        π︎ 77
         
        
        
        π
︎ Nov 28 2020
        
       
      
     
      I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."
      If anyone asks, you've not seen us.
 
      
        π︎ 3
         
        
        
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︎ Jan 10 2021
        
       
      
     
      I started a band but we could never make it to a Gig.
      What was the band name? 1023MB.
 
      
        π︎ 2
         
        
        
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︎ Dec 02 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      A florist named Chris started a band with 3 of the neighborhood mums. Guess what they called the band?
      
      
        π︎ 10
         
        
        
        π
︎ Sep 03 2020
        
       
      
     
      If I started a band called βCeilingβ...
      Would that make the people who enjoy my music βCeiling Fansβ?
 
      
        π︎ 119
         
        
        
        π
︎ Oct 26 2019
        
       
      
     
      My friend called me to say that heβs starting a new Metal band called Spinal Column.
      I said, βCan I call you Back?β
 
      
        π︎ 41
         
        
        
        π
︎ Apr 10 2020
        
       
      
     
      I'm thinking of starting a new website, exclusively so people can subscribe to Ninja Sex Party cover bands.
      
      
        π︎ 3
         
        
        
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︎ May 06 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      My friend recently started a band called duvet.
      
      
        π︎ 20
         
        
        
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︎ May 01 2019
        
       
      
     
      Did you hear about the Band Director who got fired and started a car towing company?
      He called it Stuck Auto.
It was a huge success and he found time to focus on his passion for martial arts founding a new school based on starting slow and building up speed.  It's called Crush En Do.
It was most noticeably used by a section of the terrorist organization in the United States Capitol.  They're known as the D.C. Al Coda.
 
      
        π︎ 6
         
        
        
        π
︎ May 10 2018
        
       
      
     
      They neighborhood kids just started a band! Theyβre calling themselves 924mb.
      Theyβre good, but they donβt have a gig yet.
 
      
        π︎ 15
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jan 19 2019
        
       
      
     
      If Bill Clinton's Vice President started a one man band. He'd call it, Al Gore Rhythms.
      
      
        π︎ 10
         
        
        
        π
︎ Nov 01 2018
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      I started a band named 1023 megabytes
      They told me I had a gig, but I don't
 
      
        π︎ 5
         
        
        
        π
︎ Apr 12 2018
        
       
      
     
      "I've started a Taco Bell themed John Coltrane cover band....
      we're called Crunchwrap Supreme"
 
      
        π︎ 2
         
        
        
        π
︎ Nov 15 2017
        
       
      
     
      Few people know that Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla put aside their differences and started a rock band together.
      
      
        π︎ 7
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jul 29 2018
        
       
      
     
      I started a band called 999 Megabytes....
      Howβs is going so far?
Still havenβt gotten a gig!
 
      
        π︎ 57
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jul 13 2021
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Started a band called 999 megaybtes
      We still havent gotten a gig
 
      
        π︎ 129
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jan 29 2021
        
       
      
     
      I started a band called "Blanket"
      
      
        π︎ 93
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jan 31 2021
        
       
      
     
      I'm starting a band called Blanket.
      
      
        π︎ 27
         
        
        
        π
︎ Feb 01 2021
        
       
      
     
      I recently started a band called 999 megabytes.
      We're good but we still haven't gotten a gig yet.
 
      
        π︎ 9k
         
        
        
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︎ May 01 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      I recently started a band called 999 megabytes...
      Weβre good but we donβt have a gig yet!
 
      
        π︎ 84
         
        
        
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︎ May 24 2019
        
       
      
     
      I started a band called 999 Megabytes β we havenβt gotten a gig yet.
      
      
        π︎ 42
         
        
        
        π
︎ Aug 28 2019
        
       
      
     
      I started a band called 999 megabytes.
      We still haven't gotten a gig yet.
 
      
        π︎ 43
         
        
        
        π
︎ Mar 14 2019
        
       
      
     
      My friends and I started a band called Duvet !
      
      
        π︎ 5
         
        
        
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︎ Feb 03 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Dad: I started a band, we're called the Geologists.
      Because we're a rock band.
 
      
        π︎ 9
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jul 31 2019
        
       
      
     
      I started a band called 999 megabyte
      We still haven't gotten a gig.
 
      
        π︎ 13
         
        
        
        π
︎ Mar 22 2019
        
       
      
     
      My friend recently started a band called duvet.
      
      
        π︎ 5
         
        
        
        π
︎ May 01 2019
        
       
      
     
      I started a band called 999 megabytes
      We haven't gotten a gig yet.
 
      
        π︎ 27
         
        
        
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︎ Aug 15 2015
        
       
      
      
    
    
    
    
    
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