We decided to have a Stallone Movie night.
They got mad because of the Cliff Hanger ending.
Did you hear they're remaking the movie Anaconda starring Sylvester Stallone?
They're gonna call it Rocky Balboa Constrictor
This morning I got beat up by Sylvester Stallone
It was a Rocky start of the day.
Sylvester Stallone got the part of Beethoven in a new movie about classical composers.
Arnold Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be Bach!"
What's Sylvester Stallone's favourite map in Mario Kart?
Rambo Road
I didn't like the Sylvester Stallone movies where he was a boxer at first.
It started out Rocky, but now it's a creed I live by.
What do you get when you cross LeVar Burton with Sylvester Stallone?
Reading Rambo.
Stallone and his wife parted ways.
Coz they had a Rocky relationship
Have you seen the new Sylvester Stallone movie set in the middle east?
Itβs called Iraqi.
[Daily Jumble] Sylvester Stallone wanted to go for a relaxing swim at the beach, but it was...
...too "Rocky".
A classic joke
Sean Connery, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger are discussing making a movie about great composers.
Sean Connery says βOnly if I get to be Mozartβ
Stallone says βThen Iβll be Beethoven β
Arnold says βIβll be Bachβ
Me: Was watching a film last night with that Sylvester, um...
Him: Stallone?
Me: No finished around 8
