I'm American and speak Finnish to a C1ish level and Swedish to a B1 level. I'm trying to get a group together to go have some drinks and get real practice. Mistakes are welcomed, forget the grammar, just come out and practice. Reply if interested. All levels and languages.
Edit: if this interests you please check the sub https://www.reddit.com/r/spokanelanguagegroup/
Check the group for event details
https://www.reddit.com/r/spokanelanguagegroup/comments/77vwp9/spokane_language_group_on_facebook/?ref=share&ref_source=link
Offered a job in Spokane and the new boss recommended looking near the Mead school district. While browsing house listings the ones in the Mead school area boast about their school district location. Can anyone tell me why Mead is the go-to? Does it have a good science or STEM program? Athletes are often offered college scholarships? AP and language classes? Or is it just in a wealthier area with better taxes to fund the school?
I'd love the insider intel about Mead and the other school districts!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Theyβre on standbi
One week ago, I raised this question: if we were to distill the series into a single "Season of Roz", what would that season look like? What would it be like to watch the twenty-four most Roz-centric episodes back to back?
Based on your comments, taking narrative considerations into account, and massaging the list to suit a few of my personal preferences, I've come up with what I think makes for a workable answer.
First, I included virtually every episode where Roz receives more than 14% of the dialogue. My thanks to u/v_a_n_d_e_l_a_y for providing this invaluable data in the original thread. This accounted for nineteen episodes. As for the Roz-heavy episodes which didn't make the cut, I removed any episode which dealt with the Roz-Julia-Frasier 'love triangle' ('Analyzed Kiss' [S10E23], 'A New Position for Roz' [S10E24], 'No Sex Please We're Skittish' [S11E01]). I also omitted the abominable episode in which Roz and Frasier sleep together, 'The Guilt Trippers' (S09E23), which I feel undermines the bittersweet events of 'Hot Pursuit' (S07E18) and later leads to a continuity error when Roz's sister, Denise, is aware in S11 that Frasier is not, in fact, Roz's boyfriend, Roger.
Second, I included certain episodes which didn't meet the 14% dialogue cut-off if the plot was significant to Roz's pregnancy, significant to her relationship with Roger, or featured on-screen appearances by adult members of Roz's family, with the exception of the aforementioned 'The Guilt Trippers'. This accounted for four episodes.
Third, and perhaps controversially, I included one episode which had a significant bearing on the plot of another episode: 'Sweet Dreams' (S05E24). By including this episode, 'Sweet Dreams' becomes Part One of a two-part episode in which Roz loses and regains her job.
I have also changed the order of the episodes slightly so that they are not watched in release order. 'Dark Victory' (S02E24) makes a better first episode than 'The Botched Language of Cranes' (S02E06), so it is moved to the front. 'Voyage of the Damned' (S05E06), in which Roz consumes alcohol, takes place prior to her pregnancy, despite airing well after it, and so is moved in front of 'Halloween' (S05E03).
Narratively, the 'last' episode of the 'season', 'SeaBee Jeebies' (S11E10), makes the ideal bookend to the 'first' episode, 'Dark Victory': while Roz begins the 'season' depressed that
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Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
