A list of puns related to "Spice 1"
Spice
Sage is the best spice
When I went into the kitchen I noticed this near-empty spice bottle, when I realized what it was I had to hurry into the living room before the haircut as I pulled out this classic line with the bottle in-hand.
“We have to hurry! I didn’t realize we were running out of thyme!”
I felt like the universe planted that perfectly for me.
I learned from the best, then I cut his hair.
But my wife won't let me name our Cat "Style" We are both missionaries and i just wanted to spice things up.
The doctor examines him, sprinkles salt and spices on him and just like that, he's cured.
A spice-lolly.
White girl in the back: Hold my pumpkin spice latte.
A Scandinavian farmer discovered that brewing herbs and spices and mixing it with some sugar made for an excellent and healthy way to start the day.
He called it Svede tea
Babe & I tried to spice things up so as to improve our sex duration
But as a 2 mins guy I came on thyme, as usual
Researchers have discovered that when mixed with spices found in popular Hispanic dishes, ground peanuts make a great meat substitute!
It's also been found that an offshoot of the banana family, when fried, makes an awesome faux-fish sandwich!
Craving a frozen treat, but can't handle dairy? Some have found that chilled grapes and prunes can hit that sweet spot in a healthy way!
Keep experimenting with cruelty-free ideas!
TL/DR:
If you like peanut-chiladas, and getting cod from plantains, if you're not into yogurt 'cause you have lactose pains, you could make a lovely delight with some prunes and some grapes. Here's the grub that you've looked for, get that meat off your plate!
It would definitely spice up my autobiography a little.
What did the spice say when someone knocked on their door?
Cumin.
I knocked on the door and his wife answered. She told me that Mick was in the barn so I went around back to find him.
I opened the door to the barn and to my complete horror, Mick was pole dancing in a leotard on a combine harvestor
Me: What the hell are you doing??
Mick: Well, you know how my wife and I have been having marriage problems. We went to go see a counselor and he said to put some spice back in the relationship i had to do something sexy to a tractor.
I'm looking for a few spice/herb related puns, specifically:
Any ideas are appreciated!
Today my chef asked me to grab her some spices. I yelled from outside " I'm cumin, just give me some thyme "
Would you call them a Spice Rack?
This’ll definitely spice up my autobiography in the end.
We were watching Cars 2. In this movie, there is a scene where one of the characters, 'Mater' (a happy go lucky 'southern' towtruck) eats a bunch of wasabi thinking it's pistachio icecream. My 3 year old turns to me and says " hehe, he ate spice-cream" then burst out laughing.
Ordered a pumpkin spice coffee:
Barista when it's ready: "Pumpkin?"
Me: "What did you just call me?"
Dead silence.
They only listen to the Bee-side.
Bonus: what would be the perfect line-up for a bee concert?
The Beegees, Sting and Queen.
Bonus 2: Bees' favorite Spice Girls song?
Wannabee.
Bonus 3: Favorite classical artist?
Ludwig van Beethoven.
Bonus 4: Favorite cartoon?
Beevis and Buzzhead.
I'll stop now, before everyone flies off the handle and tells me to buzz off.
Or is it just Fanta sea?
Coke in a spiced rum,
No Pepsi nor Snapple tea.
Open you Barq’s, drink up your Slice, then pee!
Our wedding is next weekend, and we are giving out personalized dice as our favours. We thought "thank you for coming" was a little too bland, and we'd like to spice it up with a dice pun. Any pun suggestions that also tie into the cutesy wedding/romantic setting? So far I've found "we make a great pair" and a lot of puns around the word "dicey", but I'm hoping you fine folks can help us out.
Edit: We are huge gamers which is why we went with the dice. This isn't a Vegas wedding or anything similar, so jackpot related jokes aren't quite what we're looking for. :)
She had a spice-rack
My mother-in-law was visiting and my wife was showing off her new spice rack. I picked up the thyme and handed it to her. I immediately asked for it back. But then I gave it to her again. And asked for it back.
She looked at me very puzzled and asked "What are we doing?
I replied" Just passing Thyme."
We were talking about our favorite foods and the meatball said its favorite food was cinnamon. I was confused since cinnamon isn't usually thought of as a food but more of a spice. So I told him, "That's a spice, e-meatball."
edit: "I found an online...." not "So I was found..."
Husband: "Usually in the spice rack."
The paprika turns to the other who was lagging behind and says "Cayenne, hurry up!!!" The other spice looks up and says "I'm Cumin!"
Maybe I should get a spice rack?
I need to write a bit about "digital footprints" for a class.
I figured I should throw a few foot puns in to spice things up.
However, soon I found that trouble was afoot.
I'm starting to run dry and am close to being dead on my feet.
Can I get a few extra hands (and feet) to throw in some ideas?
Toe/heel/knee puns also welcome.
@KFC has over 1 million followers, but only follows 11 people
5 Spice girls, and 6 guys named Herb
11 Herbs & Spices
(Seriously, check it out https://twitter.com/kfc)
Which Spice Girl can carry the most petrol? Geri Can.
Dad walks about of the pantry holding an empty bottle of spice.
"We're almost out of thyme!"
Mom shakes her head, "he's been waiting years to say that."
So my dad and I were having a pun-off using spices as our source material. ("Did not see that cumin," etc. etc.)
I finally stump him and he tries "I poppyseed what you did there." I tell him that poppyseed is not a spice (not sure about this but I sounded sure of myself) and ask him to name at least one thing that has ever been spiced with poppyseed.
His reply... "Mommy-seed"
My girlfriend was seasoning the soup
I asked, "What spice is that?"
She replied "Sage".
"Sounds wise".
.....So, I'm gonna be practicing, and homebrewing some Xmas-spiced hard cider soon, so I'll have it mastered by December. I was hoping y'all could give me some punny ideas for the labels I'll eventually be making....cheers for any help!
My wife was organizing her spices, and came to me with something on her hands.
"I spilled my thyme, now I have way too much thyme on my hands! I should find something productive to do with it."
After wiping it off, she said "Sorry, I'm not cooking today. Just don't have enough thyme on my hands for it."
I'm so proud of her, LMAO!
She was looking through the spices asking me what I wanted.
Her: Garlic?
Me: Yes.
Her: Onion Powder?
Me: No.
Her: Thyme?
Me: 8:18.
She didn't think it was as funny as I did unfortunately.
We were preparing steaks to grill with her family for dinner. As we are tenderizing the meat, she asks me to grab the spices. As I open the cabinet, I grab the spices and exclaim "Ah, tis' the seasoning!"
She did not find it as amusing as I did.
a coworker of mine had to pick up his son whose car had stalled at a Murphy's gas station. It was the second time he had stalled there.
He told his son "you shouldn't come here any more" his son said "why?" "because murphy's law seems to be working here.
that would be good enough but then they started talking about murphys law and other laws like moores law etc.
Then his son said "thats like Coe's Law" My friend said "Whats Coe's Law?" His son said "Its shredded cabbage mixed with dressing and spices"
But not my spice puns.
they are here to spice you up!
My coworker and I were talking about which spices we liked. He told me that his daughter liked pepper, and he didn't know where she got that from.
"I'm guessing she went to the store and bought it; that's where I get mine." He glared at me.
My SO and I were arguing which taste better so we decided to do a blind test on each one.
After deciding that Cholula was better, I said "Now you can tell your friends we experimented to spice up our lives."
Years ago whilst watching the Spice Girls on Christmas Top of the Pops, my uncle turned to me and said "that Emma Bunton (baby spice) is pretty fit, what would you give her out of 10?"
I replied "hmm, about an 8. What would you give her?"
"oh, I'd give her one" He said
Guess you can say I "Spiced up my LIFE"
My Dad and I were getting dinner ready when I quizzed him on how he seasoned the chicken and gravy mixture he was fawning over.
"Uh I haven't put anything in but the chicken, and the gravy."
"Were you going to season it?"
"Wasn't planning on it." he finished, apparently done with the conversation as his full attention was now on whatever football game was on. I decided if he wasn't going to take the initiative and make our food taste like something other than bland than I would.
"Here Dad put in some garlic," I said as i started grabbing spices from the cabinet.
"Some basil, salt, pepper, thyme... " I didn't see any thyme in here which was too bad because it would be just the thing for this.
"Hey DAD do we have any thyme left?" I asked him a little louder than I had been talking before.
"Time for what?" he asked, finally breaking his attention from the flat screen, a severely confused and almost worrried look cemented on his brow. And then, as quick as a camera lens closing to capture a shot, he winked.
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TL;DR I'm pretty sure you have enough thyme to read it.
We were eating Indian food;
Dad: "Son, if one day you have an Indian Girlfriend it'll be your Spice Girl."
Awkward silence
Me: "Well..."
Awkward silence
"Really?"
"Yeah, Old Spice!"
Him: You need to double the spices in the cake, because I don't think there's enough. So, where it says 1 tsp nutmeg, put two...
Her: Yeah, I know how to double, dad.
Him: But don't double everything, because then you just get a bigger cake.
Aunt: What is Sporty Spice's name?
Me (without hesitation): Sporty Spice. DUHHHH.
I told my friend that exaggeration can spice up his writing.
"So if I have too much laundry, I can say I'm up to my knees in ankle socks?"
"Well, that's a bit of a stretch."
In the car with dad listening to music when California by the red hot chili peppers comes on.
Dad: Who sings this?
Me: Red hot chili peppers
Dad: Well they sound a lot better than the spice girls.
Me: God dammit Dad.
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