Wooden start!
...it makes you an engineear.
so I had to ground him.
He's doing better currently.
And conducting himself properly.
It's baffling.
But it took balls of steel to make the first bearings.
A steam punk!
So I grounded him
Because his name was "Robert"
Yahoo! ;)
Don't worry though, they're harmless without any matches
He was training all day.
It's a start up.
"Allah bored"
Because It's Not Google...
They have gone pear-shaped.
Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.
The engineer said "ah yes.... it's stuck in Depeche Mode"....
A truss fund baby.
they make revisions
Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
All you have to do is stay on track
Elongate
Baerings.
She said they were in the non-friction section.
So I told my son that the car might be “sick”.
My son said: “does it have the Car-onavirus?” And started cracking up.
They are looking at your shoes when they talk to you instead of their own.
For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself unemployed.
It's a complex complex complex.
He doesn't have fine motor skills
I’m expecting a bumper crop.
An engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medical clinic. He puts a sign outside the clinic: "A cure for your ailment guaranteed at $500; we'll pay you $1,000 if we fail."
A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic.
Doctor: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "This is Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money.
Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several days, more determined than ever to make his money back.
Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak."
Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000," passing the doctor a $500 note.
Doctor: "But this is $500..."
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your vision back! That will be $500."
Audios
He found his locomotive.
A pro-grammar
Was told by a friend's father!
Oooohm
They're better when youre on petrol
It wooden start.
It wooden go!
