Looking for space puns!

My fiance and I are getting married at Kennedy Space Center. We're looking for a good space + love/wedding pun for our website. Written in the Stars is too cheesy. We're leaning toward "One Giant Leap". Any other suggestions?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeggyGrex
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Just some space puns
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Space pun
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Isn't that a nice beer-space pun?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lejka005
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space puns!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/medium_well_rare
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[Pun Request] Bowling ball and space

I recently won a bowling ball that has a color pattern that looks like space. I want to get it engraved with an awesome bowling/space pun but I cant think of anything. Any suggestions?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sanjispride
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Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?

They're a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
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Why does a space rock taste nicer than an earth rock?

It’s a little meteor.

(Not a dad. But I told this to my dad and he approved)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValkyrieAssassin1
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how do you host a party in outer space?

You planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitks07
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8 y/o, "Dad, what does the space needle sew?"

Me, "I dunno, what?"

Her, "The fabric of space time!"

She told me that while we were watching the new years show at the space needle lol.

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How much space will be freed in the EU after Brexit?

Approximately 1 GB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
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Poor dude must be spaced out.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitchyOlive
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Space X is planning to send a bunch of cattle into orbit.

It will be the herd shot 'round the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OccamsBeard
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Where do space explorers leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
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Why do astronauts use linux?

because you can't open windows in space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Niyi_M
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Space-Bar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shivamnashte
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Otter space
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoCoolSenpai
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In space, nobody can hear you groan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattoconnor69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What do you call a NASA employee that has never reached space?

An Astro-not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSoSasquatchy
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Is there space for a pun here?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wwwSTEALTHYcom
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The Kennedy Space Santa.
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I was showing our new car to our family. And my daughter asked "Cargo space ? "

I said "No car-go road"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gp_11
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What do you call a space nuke?

Weapon of Mars destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-Klaus
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What should you do if you see a space man?

Park in it, man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jezreel62
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One astronaut says to another β€œI can’t find any milk for my coffee”

The other astronaut replies β€œIn space no one can, here use cream”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
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[At the therapist] Me: Doc, I have a crippling fear of big, empty spaces.

Therapist: A void?

Me: That’s good advice. Thanks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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One should eat a healthy meal before going to space.
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How does a computer get drunk?

It takes screen shots.

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Did you guys hear about the new Space Jam sequel where Marvin the Martian joins the Monstars, scores all of their points and they win it all?

You should check it out, it’s a really good Martian Scores’easy film

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AquamarineCheetah
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Iamonthemoonandthereisnoplacetogetabeer.

Youmightsaythereisnospacebar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GenIISD
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What does a blind woman say when she gets to the top of the Space Needle?

Nothing, cause she can't Seattle.

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How do you plan a party in space?

You planet

Courtesy of my 12 year old daughter. So proud!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cantfindacoolnik
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How much do cars like parking space?

Quite a LOT.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neutranium
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My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space

He said it was out of this world.

I don't know if this is repost or not. If so, I am sorry

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What do you need if you’re cold, while on the moon?

A space heater.

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I got this new book focusing on space and antigravity

β€˜Is it any good?’

I can’t put it down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onemangang15
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Ever heard of the restaurant in space?

Great food!, no atmosphere!

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How do aliens keep themselves clean while in space?

With a meteor shower!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
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What do you call a space ejaculation?

An astronut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xoriatis71
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Do you think space aeroplanes will ever be a thing?

Because personally I can’t see them ever taking off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/argotrevor
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"Orion's belt is a big _____ of space"

"Waist"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inttilife
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Did you hear about the pay as you go toilet in space?

The price was gastronomical!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
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How do you host a space party?

You planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nchiladas
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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park in it, man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philipnicolazzo
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How do you have a party in Space??

You planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yuri-123
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How do you throw a party in space?

You planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/high-priestess
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How do you have a party in space?

You planet

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