In Illinois, it's illegal to have legal possesion over fecal matter of any sort.
Can't have shit in Detroit.
What is the Sorting Hat’s favourite relationship advice?
Only people sorting by new can see this gem. (Evil laugh)
I'm here is Scotland and quarantine has me feeling all out of sorts...
And there is nothing worse for a Scot than being off kilter.
What sort of music did cave men listen to?
It's like I'm some sort of Khartoum character.
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband the following text...
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!!!” The husband, being a non-romantic sort, replied... “I am on the toilet. Please advise.”
What sorts of footwear do bakers wear?
Puns aren’t the aphrodisiac I thought they were.
Chinese are building all sorts of new educational camps with invigorating physical exercise for Uigher citizens.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an ideology.
[OC] You're a star... of sorts
My wife said last night "You treat our marriage like it's some sort of game"
Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance
For my next performance I will sort out my checking account while on a high wire
If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN
What do you call a drive full of sorted data?
What sort of animal wears sunglasses?
What sort of bees make milk?
I was very worried when they discovered Covid in ice cream and topping samples in China.
I instantly thought this could affect Hundreds & Thousands...
If you felt a mouse, what sort of mouse would it be?
What sort of stereo equipment does Black Panther use?
There must be a typo in the "sort by" options.
I chose "new" but they're all reposts... should be "knew" instead
What sort of corn is sold at student unions?
Apparently you can't use "beefsoup" as a password.
I need help solving a pun/riddle.
Context: I'm in a DnD campaign, for fifth edition.
So basically, one of my characters told a horrible pun to a planetar (Massive angel-like being) over Sending (A spell letting you communicate over long distances). "Whaddya call a celestial who likes to fish? An angel-er." and then he got asked to put his journal in the box that suddenly appeared behind hm, He complied, and when he got it back his name was gone from the first page of the book, and there was a golden box, that read "Tell me what I've pun, wizard" So I'm assuming he needs to answer in some sort of pun related to his name, Klaus Hallowmantle.
However, my brain is smoother than... I can't think of anything to compare it to all of a sudden. Oh well. Anyone who can help me with this?
How do flat round throwing objects sort their opinional differences?
Ron: Harry, come quick! Dumbledore’s been in some sort of accident!
Harry: Oh my god! Was it serious?
Ron: No. it was Snape.
My friend asked me to sort his hair out for a reggae themed party
I used to randomly sort resumes into 2 piles. One of the piles I'd throw out. The ones in the remaining were lucky enough to go to step 2.
I guess I wasn't much of a police detective.
I still dream about the time in my life when I used to sniff glue. It was many years ago now.
But that sort of thing stick in your mind.
Did you hear about the CEO of Vlasic?
He was kind of a big dill.
For those who sort by new
hi people who sort by new, how is it there?
Found on a funny train sort of post (will link in comments)
A man burst into a doctor's office and began asking all sorts of strange questions to the people waiting inside. When the doctor asked him to stop, he didn't. The doctor replied
You're really testing my patients.
I just stumbled on this subreddit, and I'd like explain why (from an outsider's perspective) this sort of thing is not my cup of tea.
It's because this is my cup of tea.
What sort of cocktail does an attorney drink?
One turbine asked another, "what sort of music do you like?"
The other turbine replied, "I'm a big metal fan."
What do you get if you rearrange the letters of “Postmen”?
Reddit’s sorting algorithm has a punny sense of humor
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