Sock puppets caring for each other.
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📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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I took my daughter to a sock puppet theatre...

It was a show of hands...

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📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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I was going to put on a sock puppet show, but I got cold feet.
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📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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Future wife wears support socks.

Future wife was getting ready for work and put on these socks that I hadn't seen before. I asked what they were and she said they were supportive socks... I immediately grabbed one out of her drawer and put it on my hand like a sock puppet and spoke with a high-pitched muppet voice.

Puppet: You look nice today.
Puppet: You're going to have a great day.
Puppet: You can do it!
Her: What are you doing?
Puppet: Being supportive.
Me: <laughs>
Her: Oh my God.
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📅︎ Jun 27 2014
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My wife said I should have a word with our son, as she can never find any of his socks to wash...

With a knowing nod, I went to his room.

"Son," I said, "I was your age once and know what it's like, just use something else, eh?"

He seemed relieved as I winked and walked out.

I remember making puppets out of socks and having hours of fun talking to them too.

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📅︎ Oct 04 2017
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Oh Dad

While my dad was taking his socks off after work...... "Hey, what does the sock puppet say?" "I don't know, what?" "Nothing! It's a sock." Continues to laugh at his own joke for five minutes

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📅︎ Jun 27 2015
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