Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuckleberry__Finn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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I used to be the soccer team's striker until my coach realized I wasn't playing well. He said....

You should play defense, no offense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beanfibers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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I've been dating a girl who is captain of her soccer team

She's a keeper

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited us for a party afterwards.

It was the Father, the Son, and the Goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Why did the ghost soccer team win all their games?

They were amazing at possessing the ball.

*My son's joke. I'm so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArcticTrek
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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A youth soccer team that won gold at a tournament also stopped a thief that same day.

And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those medalling kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ninety-five95
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Why wasn’t the pig chosen in the football/soccer team?

It was a ball hogger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Did you hear about the team of white guys that tried to compete in an all vietnamese soccer league?

They didnt Nguyen a single game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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What’s the Colonel’s favorite soccer team?

KFC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cracksilog
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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My relationship with the former US Women's National Soccer Team goalkeeper is coming to an end

I'm starting to lose Hope. I haven't felt Solo for a long time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wigglesface
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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Why did the soccer coach take his team to Olive garden?

He wanted them to pasta bowl.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2017
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Punny soccer team name?

Give me some ideas!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bonahtron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2013
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What do you call the marines second string soccer team?

Submarines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Futuramafryday
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2016
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My son's new soccer team name is Cheetahs. At dinner I said that was the worst sports team name ever.

My wife asked why and I said "Because, Cheetahs never win..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steve626
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2016
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sw33tcheeks427
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited the two of us for a party.

It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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After my son’s team won the soccer game, the goalkeeper invited us to his house for a party.

It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, their goalkeeper invited both of us to a party to celebrate.

It was the father, son, and the goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited us for a party afterwards.

It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

Because she kept running away from the ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AD-Phunk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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