Sky Diving Puns

We don't live together any more, but I'll always consider him my flat mate.

High Steaks

He's an Air Friar.

You need a parachute to go skydiving twice!

It scares the hell out of their dogs.

...you have the rest of your life to fix it.

Their instructor was Con Descending.

I had to drop out to graduate.

Refused to do.

I'm still up in the air about it

"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby"

Once in a lifetime experience.

He's now old news

How to be an efficient cannibal by Nora Bone

Insulating your home by Phil MacAvity

Sky diving by Willie Maykit

Tripods by Ivar Bigen

How to use a grenade by Chuck Boom

Reaching new lows by Ben Doone

Overstepping boundaries by Ivanna Hug

Silly footwear by Phillip Phillop

How to lose your job by Wayne King

That’s not the kettle boiling by Tim Whistleprick

…sky diving is not for you!

Some of these are border-line uncle jokes. I'm also an uncle. I keep all these jokes in my dadabase. Aka Google notes.

Some of these I got off of podcasts, the dad joke API, some from movies, but most are from this sub. Let me know if you want a source for a joke or if one of them was yours I'll give credit.

It's ok to be Frank with people. Or josh with them. But try not to Rob or Sue them.

What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck

If the USA is so great then why did they make USB?

Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa. Which is strange.
You think he'd be from mad-at-gas-car

How did Jesus keep his abs? Crossfit

What does a Jewish cowboy celebrate Yee-Hanukka

What did the stamp say to the letter Stick with me and you'll go places

I gave my wife a glue stick instead of lipstick She's still not talking to me

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

What word starts with E and ends with E, but only has one letter in it. Envelope ✉

Why do people on Athens hate getting up early Because dawn is tough on Grease

What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain A purramid

Why do fish like salt water? Pepper makes them sneeze

If april showers bring may flowers What do may flowers bring? PILGRIMS

Why do cemeteries have fences Because people are dying to get in

Did you know Bruce Lee had a Faster older brother? Sudden lee

Did you know he also had a Vegan brother? Broco lee

Pig black belt in karate Pork chop

How do you put an odd number of sugar cubes in 3 cups of coffee If you have 20 sugar cubes? You have to use all the cubes.

You put 1 in the first cup, one in the second cup, and 18 in the last cup. Because 18 is an odd number of sugar cubes to put on a cup of coffee.

I was going to tell your a joke about Yoga But it's Not working out

What do you do if your wife starts smoking Use some lubricant

did you hear about the woman with 12 breasts? Sounds weird, dozen tit?

What did baby corn say to momma corn ( I got a boy scout selling popcorn to eyeroll me on this one) Where's popcorn

What type of pasta do they serve at a haunted house? Fettuccine Afradio

What do you call a werewolf streamer? Liken subscribe

Why don't Elton John songs have a copyright? You can tell everybody this is your song.

My mom swears up and down cows arent real I was in udder disbelief

Skeleton goes into a bar, he orders a beer and a mop

Why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet Because th

Thanks to her, I’m graduating from Sky diving school.

Driving home from the beach last week, my son said he'd like to sky dive. I told him he was crazy. And (here's where we need help) said "I'm not scared of heights". I said "neither am I. I'm scared of widths". We both laughed and couldn't decide if it was indeed a dad joke or not.

It scares the hell out of their dogs.

Because it scares the fuck out of the dogs

I'm still up in the air about it

Because it scares their dogs

It scares the dog.

... then sky diving isn't for you .

Thanks to him, I’m soon graduating from the Sky Diving school.

sky diving is not for you!

Then certainly sky diving isn't for you.