Sky Dive Puns

It scares the dog.

...you have the rest of your life to fix it.

It scares the hell out of their dogs.

I had to drop out to graduate.

"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby"

I'm still up in the air about it

Thanks to her, I’m graduating from Sky diving school.

Driving home from the beach last week, my son said he'd like to sky dive. I told him he was crazy. And (here's where we need help) said "I'm not scared of heights". I said "neither am I. I'm scared of widths". We both laughed and couldn't decide if it was indeed a dad joke or not.

sky diving is not for you!

Because it scares the fuck out of the dogs

I'm still up in the air about it

Thanks to him, I’m soon graduating from the Sky Diving school.

Then certainly sky diving isn't for you.