My 10 year old son's science test set me up for the perfect Dad Joke.

Me: How did you do on the muscles and bones test?

Son: I mixed up the cranium and the skull.

Me: That was a boneheaded mistake.

Son: (Sarcastic) Ha ha.

I guess he didn't find my joke humerus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goconrad
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I rode my bike into a bar.

I broke my jaw, my cheek bone and cracked my skull in 2 spots.

It's funny because it's true.

Always wear your helmet.

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