What was the rap name of the Jewish guy with a fear of public speaking?

Skittish Yiddish!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jgjbl216
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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My coworkers aren't speaking to me anymore.

Coworker: "Every time the I try to pet the cows, they get skittish, but the horses are attention whores" Me: "Attention 'horse'? And would you said the cows mooooove out of the way?"

I apologized, but I think I'm going to get fired for those.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/juicyjenkem
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 24 2015
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Dad-joked my boyfriend about our new pet today

We recently adopted a rabbit and the shelter had named him Justin. We wanted to rename him and it's since been a running joke since Justin is, in our opinion, not a very rabbit-like name. He was also really skittish and we've been working in socializing with him. So today (day 6) my boyfriend asks me:

"So would you say he is adjusted yet?"

To which I replied, "No, he's a-justin" (adjusting)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kubricks_cube
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 24 2014
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