Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Short Jokes"
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So I came up with longer ones...
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Why did the police arrest the turkey? > They suspected fowl play.
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost? > A poultrygeist!
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? > To prove he wasnβt a chicken!
What key wonβt open any door? > A turkey!
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? > Goblet.
Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from? > A poul-tree.
What happens when youβre too harsh on the cranberries and make them sad? >They turn into blueberries.
What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today? > Plymouth.
So he can fit into his spaceship.
Because we always go for the low-hanging fruit.
Because it just go over their head...
My friend joined the Navy. Heβs about five foot nothin. I asked him if he had to do anything when cover was yelled.
The punchlines will just go over their heads.
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