what did the school staff do when a student wore a shirt with a picture of a robber?
I saw a midget wearing a t-shirt with the slogan "I hate black people" on it...
I thought to myself... "that's a little racist"
My business of making T-shirts decorated with dayglo currency was struggling, so I asked my dad for advice.
He said, “I’ve told you a million times, money doesn’t glow on Tees.”
My 5 y.o. son walked up to me with his under armour shirt on backwards so the words were on the back.
He said, “I got back words!” How did I not see that one coming?
Why did the blouse break up with the t-shirt?
Because he didn’t collar.
My friend has peg on his short sleeve shirt for balancing small white balls on when he wants to whack them with a club...
He always wears his tee-shirt when golfing.
Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
Today I was wearing a shirt with the family crest of my favorite painter Frida Kahlo. After a few hours I started to get hungry and ordered takeout. When my delivery person arrived he handed over my food without taking any money for bringing it to me. I asked him “How come there’s no charge?”
He replied: I was going to charge you, but I noticed you had Frida Livery”
My wife came back from the store today wearing a shirt with stalks of corn on it.
I asked her if she got a good deal on her new crop top, and she heard me from across the street. Her ears are brand new!
I’ve decided that with my stimulus check I’m going to buy a hat, then a shirt, and lastly some pants.
Top down economic stimulation.
[A British Joke] I was wearing a T-Shirt with an anchor on it and my Dad put the letter 'W' on the left side of it
He then said that's what you are son
Dad;*walking around with a shirt with corn on a cob printed on*
Me; "What are you wearing??"
Dad; "its my crop top"
What do you call an eye specialist with a short shirt?
I was watching football with my 11 year old son and wearing a short sleeve shirt. He said, "Dad, you have as much hair on your arms as I have on my head." I said,
"even more interesting, you have as much hair on your arms as I have on my head."
Amazon has come up with a new service where they will deliver custom made shirts within 48 hours of ordering.
It’s called Tailor Swift.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I put on a different shirt every hour
I said “im sorry I swear I can change”
My wife was wanting to throw a shirt into the dryer to get the wrinkles out but she wanted to spray it with water first. She couldn’t find a spray bottle close by so she instead grabbed the iron to spray it... talk about the ultimate irony.
What do you call a shirt with a stoned marsupial on it?
So there's this midget with a shirt on that says i hate black people...
While my 6 year old daughter was playing with her shirt and put both her arms inside her shirt she asked me, "what would you do if I had no arms?"
I quickly replied "We'd lend you a hand." My girlfriend and I burst out laughing!
My friend pointed out to my other friend that he had a hole in his shirt. He replied with: "Holy Shirt"
Happy St. Patrick's Day! Why should you never iron a shirt with shamrocks on it?
You don't want to press your luck.
A lot of people won't wear a shirt with a Jewish lampstand printed on it.
I, however, am in the Menorah tee.
Did you hear about that guy who took t-shirts and twisted them up and tied them with rubber bands, then dipped them into buckets filled with different colored liquids?
Hit me with your puns for a folk festival shirt!
My friend is designing a t-shirt for Folk Fest and needs a witty, all-ages-appropriate pun to go on it, but neither her, nor I or my fiancee can come up with one. The image on the front is of a beardy man playing the tuba, with a bird (Cardinal, I think?) coming out of it that's playing the drums. Out of the bass drum is crawling a cracked-out-looking dude wearing flannel, who's playing the guitar-looking instrument, with arms coming out of that playing the triangle. A great pun for the shirt with the word "Folk" in it would be much appreciated, and I know you guys are good at making puns, so fire away! Reddit, lend me your puns!
I suddenly forgot what a piece of clothing was. I explained it to my son: "It's a long piece of thin fabric, it goes around your neck, usually worn with a shirt?"
So today is a lazy Sunday morning, so I'm wearing a raggedy shirt with holes. My brother and dad noticed.
Brother: I'm gonna burn that shirt.
Me: What, it's my lazy, around-the-house shirt.
Dad (to my brother): What day is it?
Brother: Sunday.
Dad: There you go, it's a holey shirt.
Today, I saw a kid with a shirt on that said "Friday"
He's ahead of his time.
Today is still Thursday in PST.
Dad got us while talking about shirts with engrish on them.
Me: Yeah in Asian countries some kids wear shirts with dirty engrish words on them.
Dad: So like an angry birds shirt with fowl language on it?
Took us a few moments to get it. Groans ensued.
TIL: Amazon has come out with a new service where they will deliver custom fitted shirts to your home within 48 hours.
It’s called Tailor Swift.
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