A list of puns related to "Setext"
I posted this same question to Stack Overflow some days ago, but I have had no response.
I am using Knit in RStudio to obtain an .md document from RMarkdown.
YAML-header:
---
output:
md_document
---
The objective is getting an .md document that can be viewed in GitHub as a web page.
The problem that I am encountering is that headers that I write in atx-style:
# Header example
# 1. Header example
Are rendered in Setext-style:
Header example
==============
1. Header example
=================
Why is that a problem? It seems that the GitHub viewer for .md documents doesn't display those Setext-style headers in the same way when the first character is a number than when it is a letter.
When the headers are in atx-style, both (numbered and non numbered) are displayed in the same format.
Is there a way to render, from rmarkdown, those headers in atx-style?
I know that I could write a script to modify the resultant .md document, but I want to know if there is an easiest way.
Hi again folks,
Doctave 0.4 was released the other day. Last time posting here there was some great feedback, so I wanted to announce this new release here too as we incorporated some suggestions.
If you missed the last post, this is the short story about what Doctave is:
>Doctave is a documentation site generator, written in Rust, that builds docs sites from Markdown. It's batteries-included, and hence requires minimal configuration or fiddling with plugins. The goal was to make a tool where you just start writing with minimal effort.
A bit about the new features in this release:
Broken links checking
Doctave will now warn you if there are any internal links that do not resolve correctly. It's common to rename or move a file and forget to look for pages referencing it. Now Doctave will give you an error if such links are detected.
$ doctave serve
...
WARNING
Detected broken internal links.
The following links point to pages that do not exist:
features/markdown.md : [I don't exist](/nothing/here)
Mathematical Notation
This was a feature that was requested on Reddit last time. Doctave now uses KaTeX to render mathematical notation. All you have to do is specify "math" as the language for your codeblock, and Doctave will produce nicely typeset formulas from your TeX code:
```math
\left( \sum_{k=1}^n a_k b_k \right)^2 \leq
\left( \sum_{k=1}^n a_k^2 \right)
\left( \sum_{k=1}^n b_k^2 \right)
```
Shoutout also to datdenkikniet for contributing some code to this release!
Links
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
The bartender says, "Sorry, no minorsβ
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
At work, I have a workstation.
edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard
Iβm stumped.
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