A list of puns related to "Server To Server"
So I did. And she fell over
I hope nut
I canβt wait.
They just didn't give a fork...
I've also learned that servers have horrible balance.
After taking our order and asking if we want anything else, I point at my phone and ask if she can leave us a menu just in case.
I think I wrote my first dad joke original on something new to this changing world!
It was out last resort.
A friend of mine started a server recently and we're trying to brainstorm ideas for names for our server. Puns are always the right way to go. As long as it's not taken already and the .com or .org is available, anything is fair game! Thanks in advance. :)
He always responded, βCompliments? You look very nice today!β
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One evening, I was on Teamspeak talking with a few people I know; one of them being a German guy called Willi.
He's gone away from the keyboard for a few minutes and someone asks where he is. A friend of his jokes that he's probably jerking off to porn.
To which I replied "Are you trying to tell me he's playing with his Willi?"
Cue groans from the entire channel.
Unless you work in the IT department.
Got any tips you can share?
But now I just can't hack it.
I looked at him with a straight face and said βPollenβ.
The air went outta the room and my wife looked at me like she wanted to kill me. My daughter and son groaned. All our friends just looked at the server like βweβre sorryβ. The server looked at me with a grin like βjust wait til you find out what I put in your foodβ.
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But they could never start as service was not included.
You know what the situation is if you have an Atheist who has dyslexia and has insomnia?
You get a person who stays up all night trying to figure out if there really is a dog or not.
Thank youβ¦ good nightβ¦ and tip your servers.ππ€£π
A guy pulls up to a restaurant in a sports car with an ostrich in the passenger seat. He heads inside and sits down at a table with the ostrich. He finishes his meal and itβs time for the check of $31.43.
When the server walks over the guest hands him exactly $31.43 from his pocket. βOops, I forgot the tipβ he says, and hands the server $6.29 (20%) straight from his pocket without looking.
Server: Uhh thanks for the tip, but how did youβ¦ never mind. I gotta ask, whatβs the deal with the bird?
Guest: Well, about a year ago I found this magic lamp, and a genie popped out and granted me 3 wishes. So of course my first wish was a sports carβ¦
Server: thatβs foolish, you could have wished for anything.
Guest: true, thatβs why my second wish was a bit more practical. I wished to always have the exact amount of money I need in my pocket.
Server: smart, but againβ¦ whatβs with the bird?
Guest: (looks over at ostrich) oh her? My 3rd wish was for a chick with long legs.
I visited the bank last week hoping to get finance to start a musical career. The money was approved, but they called me yesterday to tell me their email server was down so they'd have to post my loan...
A Green Bay Pecker.
Good night and don't forget to tip your server.
Now, I'm no sophisticate, so it shouldn't surprise you to learn that I can't speak a lick of French. Knowing this would pose some problems at a French restaurant, I made my illiteracy abundantly clear to our server before hand. So I requested him to be a little more patient with our table on account of my being an uncultured oaf.
Straight away, I had difficulties locating the apps on the menu, which, let me add, was entirely in French. Hoping that our server might give me a hand, I asked him if he could point out where I could find the appetisers on the menu. Instead of answering my sincere question, the waiter tapped the menu rather briskly and said, "Order". Slightly taken aback, I replied, "Pardon?". "ORDER", came the brusque reply. Now, I'm not particularly clever in tense situations, so I repeated the question again, hoping for a slightly more helpful answer. For some reason, our waiter took particular offense at this, and went, "ORDERV, ORDERV, READ THE DAMN MENU. WE HAVE OTHER CUSTOMERS TOO, YOU KNOW!". Now, I'm not a particularly prideful person, but even I have some dignity, so we thanked the waiter and excused ourselves.
TLDR; Our rude waiter kept ordering me, an idiot, to order off the menu, instead of telling us where the goddamn appetisers were.
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So I called over the manager to ask them what was the hold-up. They told me "We're so sorry. All of our orders are backed up because our servers are down."
I asked "Have you tried complimenting them?"
Back in the before times, when sit-down restaurants existed, I used to order boneless cheese sticks and would just throw the word "boneless" in front of any appetizer with 100% corniness. The purpose of this isn't to make a good joke. It's not a good joke. The purpose is to make my dining companions catch some cringe splash damage and want to crawl into a hole and die out of embarrassment for my being horribly corny.
But there is a real, deeper purpose that I've discovered entirely by accident. People, especially young people, are so self-conscious and worried about saying or doing something embarrassing that it taints a lot of social gatherings. They go to a restaurant and are afraid to speak up even when their order is blatantly wrong. They'll tip well even when the food took an hour to arrive and the server has disappeared into the corn stalks behind a baseball field. It takes 2 hours of hanging out together before some friends finally stop nitpicking themselves, uncomfortable in their own bodies and brains, feeling perpetually judged, and begin to relax. These are the kinds of people who go to sleep every night replaying cringey moments from high school. Their last thought of the day is when the Burger King girl said, "Enjoy your meal!" and they said, "Thanks, you too."
It takes 2 hours and/or a lot of booze before they're comfortable enough to take conversational risks and truly reveal themselves. But if I come right out of the gate with a really dumb joke, then we can cut to the chase. There's less danger because someone in the group already shot themselves in the foot, right off the bat. They pulled a pin on the cringe grenade and then jumped on it.
You cringe at my dumb joke and then we're over the hump. Someone has already done something pretty stupid, so go ahead and order the hubcap of nachos and a massive chocolate shake because nobody is going to judge you poorly while they're all judging me.
In terms of price negotiations (haggling), there is a psychological concept called "anchoring". You throw out the first number and all subsequent numbers are compared to that number. This is the same idea. We've already set the humor standard pretty low at "boneless cheese sticks", so you can say the dumbest shit you want and, as long as it's not worse than my cheesy joke, it won't matter.
This is why, when you were a teenager and your dad took you and some friends out, your dad made corny jokes. He knew they were corny jokes. You and your friends un
... keep reading on reddit β‘I walked into the new coffee shop today. I told the server I would like to try the Earth blend. I took a sip and spit it out immediately. The server asked me what was wrong. I informed her it tasted like mud. She said that's because it was fresh ground.
This actually isn't my dad, but a friend's dad. We've all gone out to eat before, and at this specific restaurant, when you order ribs, they bring you out a bowl of hot water that has a lemon in it with a towelette to clean your hands with. And they always bring it out right before the ribs. Sooooo....every single time, my friend's dad will feign surprise and let out a shocking, "What?? I didn't order lemon soup!!" very loudly. Then he just chuckles to himself.
I think he has done it to every single server multiple times.
He had to walk ten miles north to the nearest town. By the time he arrived he was famished, so he ran to the nearest diner and asked for the quickest meal possible. The server arrives and gives him a plate that was meant for a delivery, the rabbi eats most of the food and after heβs finished he realizes he didnβt know what he ate. Scared, he asks the server βIs this pork?β The server says βNo, iss lamb.β
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"Don't forget to tip your server."
So I work in a restaurant and one of the duties shared by the servers is marrying ketchups, which is basically just pouring half full ketchups into each other so we don't end up pouring new ketchup on top of old ketchup.
A new server asked me the best way to do this so I took her back to the kitchen, grabbed two bottles of ketchup and proclaimed:
"If anybody knows of any reason why these two ketchups should not be joined in holy condimony, let them speak now, or forever hold their mustard."
She laughed, other servers were unimpressed.
Me: βIβm not very hungry. I just want something easy.β
Server: β...Maybe the chicken strips for $6?β
Me: βMaybe it does, but that doesnβt help me with my hunger.β
Random Dad across the restaurant: βGOOD ONE!β
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Dad: So do you go to school around here?
Server: Yeah I go to XY University right down the road. I'm majoring in communications.
Dad: In what?
Server: Communications.
Dad: In what?!
Server: Communications!
Dad: In what?!!
Server: COMMUNICATIONS!
Needless to say he's the only one that really gets a laugh out of it
Minnesota.
This is seriously my dads favorite joke to tell servers when we are out. It drives my step mom up the wall.
I'm a server at a restaurant part time, and the other week I was serving a table of around 8 people. I went over to check on them and see if anyone was done so I could clear their plates. They said they weren't done...
Me - Okay I was just checking, I don't want you to think I'm rushin you.
The dad - Yeah I don't think anybody here is Russian.
Me - Yeah but is anyone Finnish?
The whole table busted out laughing. I walked away satisfied and was also left a handsome tip.
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