Ah, I see what you did there
If you see a crime at the Apple Store...
Does that make you a an iWitness
Waiter: I see you glass is empty, would you like another one?
Dad: Why would I want two empty glasses?
I explained, "You see son, mountains aren't just funny…"
What time is it when you see a cow laying in a field?
Did you see the latest fashion trend is adhesive based dresses and suits?
From what I heard they’re a bit tacky.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're that good
You don't see a lot of agoraphobes these days.
What do you do when you see a space man?
Drill Sergeant: I didn’t see you at the camouflage drill today
Son: Dad, can you see if my turn signals are working?
Dad: YES... no...YES...no...YES...no...
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re really good at it.
Did you see that post about Caesar's salad?
Did you see that news story about corduroy pillowcases?
They’re making headlines everywhere.
I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.
https://preview.redd.it/n7zvpwxkj6m51.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f0549ebd3c055929698d6fef3bc05782bf5282
I bet you won’t see this one coming...
I painted my couch so you don't see it
Why should you be worried if you see cows smoking marijuana?
Cause that's when the steaks are highest.
Edit: Well this is rare, I wasn't sure how well done this joke was. Thanks for the face palm.
Did you see that meteor shower?
No, I respect others’ privacy
What do you call a fish that can't see?
A person who cannot see is known as blind, a person who cannot speak is known as mute. So, what do you call a person who cannot hear?
Anything you want to call them, they cannot hear.
Did you see that sale on paddles at the sporting goods store?
Apparently it's a big oar deal.
Who do you go see when you've got no signal in the waiting room?
Spend your last dollar on a $0.98 lottery ticket and see what you end up with.
That's just my two cents.
“Hey, how come I can see right through you?”
“My son came out as Transgender today, so that makes me Transparent.”
EYE SEE what you did there ;)
Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.
There just happens to be more birds on that side.
You wanna see an Oxymoron?
What do you do if you see a spaceman?
It's so great to see you!
'Cos now I know my eyes are working.
What do you call a random dog you see on the street?
Nothing, you make weird noises until it comes close enough for you to pet it
One California Redditor Dad came up with a dad joke so shocking that Reddit doesn’t want you to see it.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re so good at it.
I explained, "You see son, mountains aren't just funny…"
What do you do when you see a spacenan
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're so good at it!
Why don't you see hippopotamus's hiding in trees?
Because they're very good at it.
Why can’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re really good at it.
If you see some cows asleep in a field...
If you see a robbery at an Apple store
Does that make you an iWitness?
I bet none of you will see this one coming
Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?
Cause they’re really good at it.
How come you never see hippos hiding in trees
Because they’re really good at it
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