I see what you did there ( Ν‘β ΝΚ Ν‘β)
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Did you see Jeff Bezos stepped down as Amazon CEO?
Quit while he was in his Prime.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
I see you've dug 3 holes looking for water
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Ah, I see what you did there
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︎ Nov 05 2020
I see "what you did there".
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︎ Jan 30 2021
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're really good at it!
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Son: "Dad, did you see pictures of that guy at the Capitol stealing Nancy Pelosi's podium? That's domestic terrorism!"
Dad: "Wrong, son. He was just taking a political stand."
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︎ Jan 17 2021
I guess you can see he has a lot of horsepower
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Why donβt you ever see normal houses at night?
Because they turn into warehouses
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︎ Feb 08 2021
Did you see the movie about constipation?
You didn't?
It's cause it never came out.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
What happens when you see a dog walking backwards?
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︎ Jan 26 2021
"Did you ever see a catfish?"
"Of course "
"How did it hold the rod?"
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Did you see the video of the rioter stealing Pelosiβs podium?
The guy was really taking a stand!!
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Why do you never see a Rhinoceros hiding in a tree?
Because they are exceptionally good at it!
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Hey! Did you see that snail-shaped car with the letter S painted on it drive by?
Just look at that escargo.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Can you see...?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What time is it when you see a cow laying in a field?
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Would you rather eat a steak, or see a comet?
Iβd rather eat a steak...
because theyβre more meteor.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
If you see a crime at the Apple Store...
Does that make you a an iWitness
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Why do you never see people running in Jeans alone?
Because Jeans run in a family
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︎ Jan 05 2021
I explained, "You see son, mountains aren't just funnyβ¦"
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Saw this on r/unexpected, thought it was funny so here we are :) Iβll be sure to add the link to the OG post in the comments incase you wanna see it
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︎ Dec 22 2020
When you see cows standing in a field, they are good cows.
They are outstanding in their field.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
If you see the second letter of the alphabet
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Well, it's that time on New Year's Eve. I'll see you all...
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︎ Jan 01 2021
It you see a hungry zombie, destroy the hungry zombie.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
No matter how bad his career gets, why will you not see Rick Astley waiting tables?
Because he'll never run around and dessert you.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
When you're driving but can't see that well...
Pretty much the first dad joke I've ever seen that requires a video punchline.
https://i.imgur.com/pfZya7P.gifv
Originally posted to /r/IdiotsInCars/ by /u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U
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︎ Jan 07 2021
We live in Colorado and took my son outside today to play hide and seek for the first time. I pointed at the Rockies, looked him dead in the eye and said, "Under no circumstances can we allow them to play!" Confused, he ask why, so I explained, "Well, you see...
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Did you see the latest fashion trend is adhesive based dresses and suits?
From what I heard theyβre a bit tacky.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Drill Sergeant: I didnβt see you at the camouflage drill today
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Why should you be worried if you see cows smoking marijuana?
Cause that's when the steaks are highest.
Edit: Well this is rare, I wasn't sure how well done this joke was. Thanks for the face palm.
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︎ May 08 2020
I'll see you all next year
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︎ Dec 31 2020
You don't see a lot of agoraphobes these days.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
What do you do when you see a space man?
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︎ Dec 19 2020
I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.
https://preview.redd.it/n7zvpwxkj6m51.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f0549ebd3c055929698d6fef3bc05782bf5282
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Son: Dad, can you see if my turn signals are working?
Dad: YES... no...YES...no...YES...no...
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Did you see that guy destroying snacks at the grocery store?
I heard he's on the Chex offender list.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
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︎ Dec 28 2020
How Come You Never See Elephants Hiding In Trees?
Because there really good at it
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︎ Jan 19 2021
You know why you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because theyβre really good at it.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're that good
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because theyβre really good at it.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
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