We know the effects of second hand smoke are terrible.

Does anyone have peer reviewed studies on the effects of minute hand smoke?

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📅︎ Aug 13 2020
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I heard second hand smoke was less dangerous..

So I started smoking with my left hand.

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📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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If you burn an analog clock, does it emit second hand smoke?
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👤︎ u/RuggerAl
📅︎ Jul 19 2018
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Second-hand cigarette smoke kills faster than smoking them, does it?

Then you'd better start smoking if you wanna see old age.

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👤︎ u/Hidoshigo
📅︎ Apr 25 2017
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Did you hear the was a fire at a used furniture store and two people died next door?

It was due the second hand smoke

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👤︎ u/kishenoy
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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Four Worms and a lesson

A Southern minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol -Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke -Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup -Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'

That pretty much ended the service.

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📅︎ May 07 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who died at the same instant a magician made a woman disappear?

Second hand smoke and mirrors kills.

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📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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A man obsessed with tractors

A 22 year-old man was obsessed with tractors, so much so that he had no social life outside of his fascination with farm machinery. His mother eventually intervened, forcing him to throw away all of his tractor merchandise and ordered him to find himself a girlfriend.

The man went to a bar that night in search of a partner and encountered a beautiful blonde. After exchanging pleasantries, the two moved outside in order to have a proper conversation away from the music. As they ventured into the smoking area, the woman complained that she hated the cigarette fumes which had engulfed them. Without flinching, the man took a huge, deep breath and inhaled all of the second-hand smoke in the vicinity.

Staring on in amazement, the woman asks how he could possibly have removed the smoke from the room.

The man turns back to her and replies: "I'm an ex tractor fan"

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👤︎ u/Pablord13
📅︎ Dec 14 2015
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Did you hear about the dad-joker that died in a house fire?

Really the only thing that burned was the clock, but it was the second-hand smoke that killed him.

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