I made a search engine for Orphans....
It turned out great but it's missing a home page.
Shaq had to search everywhere for the right size shoe.
It was no small feet.
How to safely search for harmful content?
By using safety googles
A conspiracy theorist went to the library to search for books about debunked conspiracy theories.
He found them exactly where he expected them to be placed.
What do you call a search engine that also happens to have a talent for singing?
Michael Googlé
I went to the store to search for the most British brew of cuppa, all I found was Glottal tea.
The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on.
Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning but he hopes to be back on duty tomorrow.
Search for this subreddit on Google and the tagline says "the best Dad Jokes on reddit"
But I joke other places, too.
I hear they are making a new Star Trek movie about the crew stealing the Enterprise and going to a planet to search for a mythical spoon with tines...
It's Star Trek: The Search for Spork
If you do a Google search for "missing mideivel servant boy"
It will tell you "this Page cannot be found."
Ad for job search app!! Thought this will fit here!!!
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel
Whenever I find a difficult level on a game I give up and go search for a walkthrough in order to clear it.
I really should get past this phase.
My son asked me if we could go search for geodes. I replied
"That would be...gneiss."
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures
Abandon the search for truth!
Settle for a good fantasy.
After a long search for a rare sculpture
I found it, but went home disappointed. It was a bust
My car broke down, so I said, "Siri, search for car repair"
Stupid Siri seems to think I want AutoCorrect :-/
What do you call someone who's job is to search for shredded cheese?
An investi-grater
Microsoft's search engine is the best one for adult entertainment (porn). But after I used it, I cleared my browser history. I might have a disorder, because...
I Binged and purged.
My search for a stock photo quickly turned into armageddon imgur.com/unalMst
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
What's the search engine of choice for finding pictures of attractive people to stare at?
Go ogle
