Because D shells were too big
Because A and B shells don’t fit.
Because she outgrew her b-shells
She grew out of her B shells
Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big.
On the shellf.
Because she can't fit into D-shells.
I was in line at Subway and this older man was in front of me. He looked back and said, "Do you know why mermaids wear sea shells on their chests? Because "B" shells are too small and "D" shells are too big."
I gave him a chuckle and a "That's a good one".
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She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
"There was a sail."
She was busted for conch-traband.
All I got was 6 years for armed robbery
Nothing, it just waved.
For the beaches 😎
I told him it comes in waves
Simply put your phone inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea.
- fish 1 turns to a nearby restaurant and asks: shell we eat here?
fish 3 says: is it even good tho?
fish 1 then says: yeah its good, ive haddock with fish 2 before its a very good plaice.
fish 2 says: yeah that plaice is good, when i first took a bite of the food, i let out a huge, oh my cod!
fish 3 says: i trout that tho it seems kinda fishy, arowana eat at this restaurant. halibut that one? i had it with a large grouper before. ive even met the gill of my breams before!
fish 1 says: oh sure! i dont mind.
fish 3 says: there is a caviar tho, its very expensive and of-fish-al.
fish 2 says: oh for heavens hake! you know we dont have the money for that.
fish 3 says: nah im ballin, i could perch-ace the whole store!
fish 2 says: in my breams you cod, you take me for a school?! you are bass-lighting me.
fish 3 says: no, im not bass-lighting you. ive been surfing on this nft hype recently and have made river-bank! keep it as a sea-cret tho.
fish 2 says: oh, thats surf-prising. how much money have you made?
fish 3 says: mmm, about a gillion so far. its difficult to start tho, i had to shell all my craw-perty to a shellfish clam at the prawn-shop! but, i took my oppor-tuna-ty and made profit.
fish 1 says: ughh are you done coral-ling? im starving here!
fish 2 says: actually, do yall sea the curved metal thing up there? The food on it look delicious, let's crab it. - they all agreed unanimously, but little did they know, a wrasse-ful fisherman was up there,
waiting for his next meal. - fin
What tree do you wipe your hands on? A palm tree!
I heard a scary math joke, but I’m 2^^2 to tell it!
Have you heard of that new movie, “Constipation”? Well it doesn’t matter, it never came out.
I hurt myself when I went to a theme park in florida. When I went to the doctor, he started wrapping up my left leg, but then I pointed at my right and said “No, doc, it’s dis knee.”
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How did Sparticus react when he ate his wife for dinner? He was gladiator!
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My friend told me, “People who sell meat are disgusting!” So I said, “Yeah, well people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!”
How can turtles take photos of themselves? Shell-fie sticks!
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If America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight there would be mass confusion.
I had a splinter once; it eventually got out of hand.
I’m going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, I’m outstanding.
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What do mermaids wash their fins with? Tide What’s the coolest place to use the bathroom? The Lil Jon
Did you know that on average, people want three covers on their bed at all times? But that’s just a blanket statem
... keep reading on reddit ➡No one in attendance was under 55 when they dropped this bomb shell on each other:
My Dad: Hey Al, your dog is getting fat.
Al: He's on a sea food diet.
At this point all of the dads there jumped in and in perfect synchronization shouted: "See food and eat it!"
Having a discussion about a C cell battery to power our new clock, dad drops this one on us:
"Of course, you know why the little mermaid wears sea shells, right? Because the B- cells are too small and the D shells are too large"
Because she can’t fit in D shells
Because she outgrew B shells..
Because d shells are too big.
Because “B” shells are too small and “D” shells are too big.
Because B shells are too small
Because they grew out of their B shells.
Because she can’t fit D-shells
...because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big!
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
she sells sea shells by the sea shore.
She sells sea shells on the sea shore.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
She sells sea-shells by the sea shore.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
She sells sea shells on the sea shore.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore
She sells sea shells by the sea shore
