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meus
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onus
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plus
rhus
sous
taus
thus
ulus
urus
utus
vaus
yous
5 Letter Words
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aitus
ankus
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ascus
babus
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beaus
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ictus
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ombus
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pilus
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risus
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torus
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unaus
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varus
vatus
venus
virus
vrous
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6 Letter Words
abacus
acarus
acinus
adieus
aeneus
airbus
almous
amicus
animus
aureus
aurous
awmous
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bayous
bijous
buchus
buckus
bundus
bupkus
bussus
byssus
cactus
callus
campus
cantus
carpus
caucus
census
cercus
cereus
cerous
cestus
chiaus
chirus
chorus
cippus
circus
cirrus
cissus
cistus
citrus
clavus
clonus
coccus
coitus
coleus
comous
cormus
cornus
corpus
corvus
costus
cottus
coypus
crocus
cultus
cuneus
cursus
cuscus
cyclus
cymous
cyprus
dingus
discus
doofus
dumous
erinus
estrus
exodus
famous
favous
fichus
flatus
foetus
fondus
fucous
fumous
fundus
fungus
gallus
gaupus
gawpus
genius
globus
glomus
gradus
gyrous
haikus
hamous
hiatus
hippus
houmus
hummus
humous
iambus
iodous
jambus
joyous
juncus
kanzus
kombus
konbus
kudzus
lacmus
lapsus
lassus
limbus
limous
litmus
lituus
lupous
magnus
mancus
mawpus
meatus
medius
miaous
missus
miurus
modius
morbus
mucous
muntus
mythus
naevus
nairus
nandus
nikaus
nimbus
nodous
noyaus
noyous
obelus
obolus
oculus
odious
opulus
osmous
palpus
pannus
pappus
pareus
parous
passus
peplus
perdus
pignus
pikaus
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pileus
pil
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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2 Letter Words
us
3 Letter Words
bus
gus
jus
mus
nus
ous
pus
sus
wus
yus
4 Letter Words
amus
ayus
brus
crus
deus
eaus
ecus
emus
feus
flus
fous
gaus
gjus
gnus
kyus
lous
meus
mous
nous
onus
opus
plus
rhus
sous
taus
thus
ulus
urus
utus
vaus
yous
5 Letter Words
aglus
aitus
ankus
arcus
argus
ascus
babus
bajus
balus
bapus
beaus
bogus
bolus
bonus
bubus
camus
casus
clous
comus
conus
debus
dufus
ecrus
embus
emeus
favus
fetus
ficus
focus
fraus
fucus
fugus
genus
gibus
gurus
gyrus
habus
hakus
hapus
hilus
hocus
huhus
humus
ictus
iglus
ileus
incus
jehus
jesus
jujus
jukus
kagus
korus
kudus
kukus
kurus
kutus
kuzus
lieus
lobus
locus
lotus
luaus
lulus
lupus
lusus
magus
manus
masus
menus
meous
minus
modus
momus
mopus
motus
mucus
mumus
negus
nevus
nexus
nidus
nisus
nodus
ombus
oncus
onkus
patus
pilus
pious
praus
pudus
pukus
pulus
pupus
rakus
ramus
ratus
rebus
rimus
risus
rubus
rurus
sarus
sinus
situs
solus
sorus
sulus
susus
tabus
talus
tapus
tatus
taxus
tegus
thous
tofus
tolus
tonus
torus
tutus
unaus
uncus
vagus
varus
vatus
venus
virus
vrous
wamus
wudus
xerus
yuzus
zebus
zobus
zulus
6 Letter Words
abacus
acarus
acinus
adieus
aeneus
airbus
almous
amicus
animus
aureus
aurous
awmous
bantus
bayous
bijous
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cultus
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cursus
cuscus
cyclus
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cyprus
dingus
discus
doofus
dumous
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estrus
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flatus
foetus
fondus
fucous
fumous
fundus
fungus
gallus
gaupus
gawpus
genius
globus
glomus
gradus
gyrous
haikus
hamous
hiatus
hippus
houmus
hummus
humous
iambus
iodous
jambus
joyous
juncus
kanzus
kombus
konbus
kudzus
lacmus
lapsus
lassus
limbus
limous
litmus
lituus
lupous
magnus
mancus
mawpus
meatus
medius
miaous
missus
miurus
modius
morbus
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nikaus
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obelus
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3 Letter Words
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yus
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crus
deus
eaus
ecus
emus
feus
flus
fous
gaus
gjus
gnus
kyus
lous
meus
mous
nous
onus
opus
plus
rhus
sous
taus
thus
ulus
urus
utus
vaus
yous
5 Letter Words
aglus
aitus
ankus
arcus
argus
ascus
babus
bajus
balus
bapus
beaus
bogus
bolus
bonus
bubus
camus
casus
clous
comus
conus
debus
dufus
ecrus
embus
emeus
favus
fetus
ficus
focus
fraus
fucus
fugus
genus
gibus
gurus
gyrus
habus
hakus
hapus
hilus
hocus
huhus
humus
ictus
iglus
ileus
incus
jehus
jesus
jujus
jukus
kagus
korus
kudus
kukus
kurus
kutus
kuzus
lieus
lobus
locus
lotus
luaus
lulus
lupus
lusus
magus
manus
masus
menus
meous
minus
modus
momus
mopus
motus
mucus
mumus
negus
nevus
nexus
nidus
nisus
nodus
ombus
oncus
onkus
patus
pilus
pious
praus
pudus
pukus
pulus
pupus
rakus
ramus
ratus
rebus
rimus
risus
rubus
rurus
sarus
sinus
situs
solus
sorus
sulus
susus
tabus
talus
tapus
tatus
taxus
tegus
thous
tofus
tolus
tonus
torus
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unaus
uncus
vagus
varus
vatus
venus
virus
vrous
wamus
wudus
xerus
yuzus
zebus
zobus
zulus
6 Letter Words
abacus
acarus
acinus
adieus
aeneus
airbus
almous
amicus
animus
aureus
aurous
awmous
bantus
bayous
bijous
buchus
buckus
bundus
bupkus
bussus
byssus
cactus
callus
campus
cantus
carpus
caucus
census
cercus
cereus
cerous
cestus
chiaus
chirus
chorus
cippus
circus
cirrus
cissus
cistus
citrus
clavus
clonus
coccus
coitus
coleus
comous
cormus
cornus
corpus
corvus
costus
cottus
coypus
crocus
cultus
cuneus
cursus
cuscus
cyclus
cymous
cyprus
dingus
discus
doofus
dumous
erinus
estrus
exodus
famous
favous
fichus
flatus
foetus
fondus
fucous
fumous
fundus
fungus
gallus
gaupus
gawpus
genius
globus
glomus
gradus
gyrous
haikus
hamous
hiatus
hippus
houmus
hummus
humous
iambus
iodous
jambus
joyous
juncus
kanzus
kombus
konbus
kudzus
lacmus
lapsus
lassus
limbus
limous
litmus
lituus
lupous
magnus
mancus
mawpus
meatus
medius
miaous
missus
miurus
modius
morbus
mucous
muntus
mythus
naevus
nairus
nandus
nikaus
nimbus
nodous
noyaus
noyous
obelus
obolus
oculus
odious
opulus
osmous
palpus
pannus
pappus
pareus
parous
passus
peplus
perdus
pignus
pikaus
pilaus
pileus
pil
... keep reading on reddit ➡