Are satyrs straight or gay?
Neither. They're Pan-sexual
Anyone want to see the Imax movie about the leader of the Satyrs?
Go ahead and skip it, turns out it was widely Panned.
I have an OC who’s a greek satyr except instead of being like a goat he’s like a donkey. It somehow only just occurred to me that he’s literally half-ass!
What was the satyr doing under a lamppost in the middle of a forest at night?
Narnia business
What do you get when you inject human DNA into goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo :(
Did you know mythological creatures have their own dentist's office?
It's true, I saw it today and they were suuuuuuper busy! The waiting room was packed, and every time the orderly would come out to call in another patient, the half-man-half-horse would get all excited; "is it my turn now? oh, pick me, pick me!" and all that jazz. Of course, every time it was actually someone else's turn; the Kraken, or the Minotaur, or the Chupacabra. Eventually it seemed to get on the Satyr's nerves, because he yelled over "pipe down, Mike, we're all sick of you needing to be the Centaur of attention!"
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but . . .
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
