The janitor was so obsessed with cleanliness he went insane. So they sent him to a...

Sanitarium.

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📅︎ Oct 18 2018
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I live with a bunch of loonies

Roommate is eating some tortilla chips called "Santitas"

Me: Oh, sanitary chips, that's some clean eating

Roommate: No, they're sanitarium chips.

Me: In that case, they must be crazy good

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