Sage Herb Puns

A list of puns related to "Sage Herb"

I’ve started growing herbs in my garden. To help identify them i’m growing them in alphabetical order. My neighbour asked me, how you find the time. I said, easy, it’s right here next to the sage.
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👤︎ u/mcleodpirate
📅︎ Aug 15 2019
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My wife just threw away my favourite herb.

She's such a Thyme waster

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👤︎ u/CMDR_Gungoose
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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Wife is cooking "Im going to add this sage sparingly, because it's fresh sage, and the recipie calls for dried, so I don't how much to use."

So you're saying you need some sage advice?

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👤︎ u/department_g33k
📅︎ Nov 23 2017
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What skill does a herb farmer need to perfect?

Thyme management

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👤︎ u/lepantswizzard
📅︎ Oct 24 2016
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