The blender broke halfway through making smoothies for my kids.

Hope they enjoy their roughies.

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I was fishing in a lake of orange soda and thought to myself:

Is this the reel life, or is this just Fanta-sea?

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My manager thought the smoothie I shared with them was a little too thick...

... They thought it was more of a "roughie"

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📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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My dad's response to my moms offer of a smoothie.

"You didn't make me a roughy?"

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📅︎ Aug 15 2014
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Breakfast today

Dad: What do ya want for breakfast Me: A smoothie Dad: what about a roughy

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