Hard To Get Puns

A list of puns related to "Hard To Get"

My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, “Dad get out of the way!”

I said, “You’re the ones blocking!”

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👤︎ u/Colbosky
📅︎ Jun 27 2020
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Why is it so hard to get a date with a girl who likes horses?

Because she is already in a stable relationship...

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👤︎ u/Thomid
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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This might be hard to get, but a Man walks into a tavern and..ahh forget it.

Too much of an Inn joke.

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Aug 01 2020
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Damn I heard about this one cult, but it’s really hard to get into

I guess you could say it’s pretty diffi-cult.

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👤︎ u/SakuraYanfuyu
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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I was prescribed medication but I couldn't take it. It was too hard to get the lid off. You might have heard of it...

TRYOPENIN

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ May 17 2020
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It’s not that hard to get into the Naval Forces.

I mean, we were all semen at one point.

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👤︎ u/Iforgotmylogins
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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My daughter asked me to get her something hard to write on

So I brought her some sand.

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👤︎ u/dandan_56
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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It's so hard to get numbers like 3, 9, and 17 to be productive.

They literally can't even

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👤︎ u/Chateau512
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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Why is it so hard to get trees out of the forest?

Because they’re so sticky

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👤︎ u/martianrome
📅︎ Aug 04 2019
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I've been trying to get with a strange woman who lives in a Motel but she's playing hard to get.

Everytime I knock on her door she won't let me Inn.

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👤︎ u/trollcitybandit
📅︎ Oct 15 2019
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What kind of shower accessory is hard to get to know?

A loofah.

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👤︎ u/arielflamingoish
📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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What do you call a convenience store in a hard to get to place?

an inconvenience store

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👤︎ u/thebobe999
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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Invisibility is very hard to get treated.

Call the doctor all you want, you're never going to be seen.

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👤︎ u/FluffyEskimo
📅︎ Mar 28 2019
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Pizza jokes are really hard to get right....

....it's all in the delivery.

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak
📅︎ Sep 15 2017
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Its so hard to get pirates to walk the plank

They never want to get on board

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Jan 27 2018
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I've heard it's hard to get through College

But I've gotten through just fine!..

In the front door and out the back.

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👤︎ u/Tuxedo_Muffin
📅︎ Mar 05 2018
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The decision to get an abortion is a hard one to make

you don't want to make it on an empty stomach

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👤︎ u/musamiz
📅︎ Feb 08 2017
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