But then I kept on getting signs telling me to stop
I said “I sure hope it works, or we’ll have to take a longer route!”
So I went home.
They go back and forth for a while, neither convincing the other that they are right. Finally they decide on a place to eat. When they get to the restaurant, one of the friends asks the person taking their order to settle it once and for all. "Me and my friend are having a debate and hopefully since you live here, you can set my friend straight. Would you please tell us... and say it clear and slow for my friend here... where are we?"
The person behind the counter gets a puzzled look on his face, then says
>!"Buuuuuurrrrrr gerrrrrr Kiiiiiiinnnnggg"!<
For years I thought we just had polite protestors.
I checked the time and thought, “Ok fine, but I only have 5 minutes.”
https://imgur.com/a/RBsr0Q9
...so they went home.
What a dead end job!
It made me cross 😡
Looked to my wife and said, "That's odd."
So I turned around, because I'm only 25.
Who the hell is that person ?
I turned the corner and drove straight into a load of hummus
Sounded like a fair trade to me
http://images.roadtrafficsigns.com/img/lg/K/Watch-For-Rocks-Sign-K-6417.gif
http://images.campgroundsigns.com/img/lg/K/watch-for-wildlife-crossing-sign-k-0324.png
I think, "Hmm... That's an interesting trade"
I comment to my wife: that's odd.
Wife: (groan)
Me: at least it's accurate, there are three lanes.
Wife: please stop.
Me: right now I can't. It's dangerous with these odd lanes.
I kept seeing signs on the highway that read, "WATCH FOR ROCKS AND WILDLIFE," and kept thinking to myself, "that's a bizarre trade."
Surely I'd have some eye rolls if I wasn't driving alone.
Whenever we drove down a road that had a "SLOW KIDS" sign my dad would feign outrage and say "The city has no business making fun of the mentally handicapped!" or something to that effect.
