Heat because you can catch a cold.
of course they were YouTube socks! https://i.imgur.com/iKyHpRn.jpg
It was a grave mistake.
Hit me with some of the spiciest puns you’ve got.
She keeps texting me and saying "Get over here RN"
Context, we had family over my parent's house and were talking about what all us kids have been up too since we are grown now. They were talking about my cousin that just became an RN when I dropped gold that wasn't appreciated.
Cousin: "Yeah, she is doing great down in Florida now at a great hospital. She's a nurse on a really prestigious floor."
Me: "Hmm, must be made of marble or something."
My cousin: "Huh?"
Me: "It's a prestigious floor. It must be made of marble or something."
No one got it.
Of course I do, it's one of KoRn's best albums
http://i.imgur.com/wrddoRN.jpg
I posted this to r/funny a while back but figure it's a dad joke too.
He says his jokes are like paper, "tearrrrable"
We were discussing a new RN who had sent a urine sample from the Foley catheter pilot balloon instead of the catheter itself.
Our educator said, "She didn't seem to get it. She wasn't bothered at all."
I said, "You don't think she understood the specific gravity of the situation?"
