As funny as the previous alphabet soup joke was... Be careful with alphabet soup rn!!!! (PSA)

I've heard the Taliban has been putting bombs inside the cans and opening one could spell disaster!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blahfunk
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Watching Jurassic Park again rn after more than half a decade: Tim has been a dad since 1993!

>Tim: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
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>Dr. Alan Grant: I don't know
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>Tim: A Do-you-think-he-saurus.
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>Dr. Alan Grant: Ha ha. Good one.
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>Tim: What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?
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>Dr. Alan Grant: You got me.
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>Tim: A Do-you-think-he-saurus Rex.

This cracked me up! 🀣

Anyone here also excited for JW: Dominion?

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relevant rn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Atg2411
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An angry Air Force Registered Nurse is mad AF RN.
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We’re doing the unit circle in math rn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilldipshit
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Starting a petition rn
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I’m so Triggered rn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MegaPlex201
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cant think of a pun title rn this will do
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenGamer7
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Neuroscience

The only campus I am allowed to visit rn is the hippocampus. Alexa, play memories 🧠

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_alphabulous
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Ba dum tss
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Two birds run into a bank

Bird 1: what are we doing

Bird 2: we robin

Ik delivery couldve been better but leave me be best my hungover ass can do rn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnBuachaillEire
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My Dad lost his job at the cemetery after burying someone in the wrong hole.

It was a grave mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
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I think it’s thyme for some spice-related puns.

Hit me with some of the spiciest puns you’ve got.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AvoxMusic
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I got some socks from Google...

of course they were YouTube socks! https://i.imgur.com/iKyHpRn.jpg

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I think this woman I met on Tinder is having an emergency...

She keeps texting me and saying "Get over here RN"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hero_of_Thyme81
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My father-in-law posted this today. Not a typical Dad Joke, but I figured this sub would appreciate it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/solstice4l
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No One Appreciated My Work On Christmas...

Context, we had family over my parent's house and were talking about what all us kids have been up too since we are grown now. They were talking about my cousin that just became an RN when I dropped gold that wasn't appreciated.

Cousin: "Yeah, she is doing great down in Florida now at a great hospital. She's a nurse on a really prestigious floor."

Me: "Hmm, must be made of marble or something."

My cousin: "Huh?"

Me: "It's a prestigious floor. It must be made of marble or something."

No one got it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Are_Brown_Bear
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My dad thought of a pun and took a picture of himself acting it out..

http://i.imgur.com/wrddoRN.jpg

I posted this to r/funny a while back but figure it's a dad joke too.

He says his jokes are like paper, "tearrrrable"

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My ex just told me that I had issues

Of course I do, it's one of KoRn's best albums

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rotten_Penguin
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Made a dad joke - only for the nurses & doctors out there

We were discussing a new RN who had sent a urine sample from the Foley catheter pilot balloon instead of the catheter itself.

Our educator said, "She didn't seem to get it. She wasn't bothered at all."

I said, "You don't think she understood the specific gravity of the situation?"

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