I've heard the Taliban has been putting bombs inside the cans and opening one could spell disaster!
>Tim: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
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>Dr. Alan Grant: I don't know
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>Tim: A Do-you-think-he-saurus.
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>Dr. Alan Grant: Ha ha. Good one.
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>Tim: What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?
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>Dr. Alan Grant: You got me.
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>Tim: A Do-you-think-he-saurus Rex.
This cracked me up! 🤣
Anyone here also excited for JW: Dominion?
The only campus I am allowed to visit rn is the hippocampus. Alexa, play memories 🧠
Bird 1: what are we doing
Bird 2: we robin
Ik delivery couldve been better but leave me be best my hungover ass can do rn
It was a grave mistake.
Hit me with some of the spiciest puns you’ve got.
of course they were YouTube socks! https://i.imgur.com/iKyHpRn.jpg
She keeps texting me and saying "Get over here RN"
Context, we had family over my parent's house and were talking about what all us kids have been up too since we are grown now. They were talking about my cousin that just became an RN when I dropped gold that wasn't appreciated.
Cousin: "Yeah, she is doing great down in Florida now at a great hospital. She's a nurse on a really prestigious floor."
Me: "Hmm, must be made of marble or something."
My cousin: "Huh?"
Me: "It's a prestigious floor. It must be made of marble or something."
No one got it.
http://i.imgur.com/wrddoRN.jpg
I posted this to r/funny a while back but figure it's a dad joke too.
He says his jokes are like paper, "tearrrrable"
Of course I do, it's one of KoRn's best albums
We were discussing a new RN who had sent a urine sample from the Foley catheter pilot balloon instead of the catheter itself.
Our educator said, "She didn't seem to get it. She wasn't bothered at all."
I said, "You don't think she understood the specific gravity of the situation?"
