River Cruise Puns

A list of puns related to "River Cruise"

My mate secretly booked a cruise for me in the world's longest river.

I'm completely in the Nile.

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👤︎ u/traveller_i
📅︎ Jul 30 2019
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I'd like to go on a Scandinavian river cruise

But there's Norway I could affjord it

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👤︎ u/Para11axis
📅︎ May 21 2016
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Help! I think my dad is planning to go senile

He keeps talking about a river cruise across Egypt!

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👤︎ u/kactusotp
📅︎ Nov 04 2015
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