Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.
I said, "I like Pete Best."
They were less Paul.
This is disconcerting news.
But seriously:
They must have had a Sir plus this year.
He says... "I gotta tell you... you're the best audience we've had all night."
"What is the second letter of the alphabet?" The teacher asked Ringo. But Ringo wasn't sure.
But because Ringo had found himself in a time of trouble, John came to him and whispered words of wisdom
"Letter B"
I hope It's Paul. He's cute.
They’re the band with Ringo Starrfish, Paul McCalimaritney, Prawn Harrison, and John Lemon Sole.
My favourite is Paul, he plays the sea bass
No matter what, he wouldn't let his Ringo
Me: Ew Dad there's a beetle on the wall!
Dad: Wait which one?
Me: The wall right across from me!
Dad: No! Which Beatle? Ringo? John?
He hasn't stopped laughing and won't help me get the beetle.
Is it John, George, Paul or Ringo?
...and loudly shouts out that it's a Beetle.
To which my dad replies, stone faced, "Which one? John, Paul, George or Ringo?".
Me: I couldn't get to sleep for ages because there was a beetle in my room that kept flying at me.
Dad: Was it John, Paul, George or Ringo?
Me: Oh jesus christ...
Commence him laughing heartily.
Me: "Oh, hey, there's a beetle on my glove!"
Dad: "Which one? John, Paul, Ringo, or George?"
Me: "...Ugh. Jeez."
I was on the phone with my dad tonight and telling him about this subreddit in response to something he had said. He started spouting jokes at me like rapid fire.
Dad: You know what would happen if the bassist from Led Zeppelin went on tour with the drummer of the Beatles?
Me: I dunn-....
Dad: They'd be John Paul Jones & Ringo!! You know who the hillbilly was that discovered the Beatles?
Me: Who?
Dad: Buddy Epstein [Buddy Ebsen/Brian Epstein]!!! Who was the first Beatle to orbit the earth three times?
Me: Oh, my God...John Glennon?
Dad: See? You should post those to your forum! These are all winners, here!
Me: Stomping on beetle Dad: What are you doing over there? Me: Trying to kill this beetle. Dad: Which Beatle? John Lennon? Ringo Starr? Paul McCartney? Me: Haha no. stomping vigorously It's the stupid kind that doesn't DIE! Dad: ...Well we know it isn't Lennon.
we were talking about how Ringo Star replaced Pete Best. he said: you might say they traded the Best for a Star
Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.
Where’d my Ringo
