What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncreativeNoob
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*dad walks into the room "what do you get if you cross a dad joke with a rhetorical question?"

*dad leaves the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBunganator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2021
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I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions.

What’s the point? (h/t Alexei Sayle)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zu-den-sternen
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

(Apparently you get deleted by a bot for having the punchline in the title, forcing me to spoil the joke by including some text rather than leaving this blank as it should be to get the full effect.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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I hate rhetorical questions.

Why do you think I never ask them?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TLo137
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Wanna hear a joke that is also a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/C45E
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What's the difference between a joke and a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marag3n
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What do you call a joke crossed with a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bleh182
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My dad asked, "what happens when you mix a bad dad joke with a rhetorical question?"

...then he left the room

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πŸ‘€︎ u/filmfarceur
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How many roads must a man walk down before he is considered a man?

None. He's already a man. I just said that.

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I told my dad he's a rhetorical pugilist.

He said "thems fightin' words".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KidGrundle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

crickets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrewYHM
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Rule #4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elatederielotus
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What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question with a pun?

…….

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πŸ‘€︎ u/INTJ-ADHD
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What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?
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I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions.

What's the point?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adfunk101
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What do you get when you cross a dad joke with a rhetorical question?
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What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

... why are you ignoring me?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Viperclutch101
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What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grosstraktor
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What do you get when you cross a dad joke with rhetorical question?

Hmm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yet-another-dad
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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordBruce
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what do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mellon_coliee
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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jollyman21
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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChStad2
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What do you get when you cross a dad joke with a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FriedLime
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Handsinsocks
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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotAdolfNotHitler
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Hmm

What do you get if you cross a Dad joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Royalflush0
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What do you get when you cross a dadjoke and a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?
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How do you ask rhetorical questions?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/V1KRAMM
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I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions.

What’s the point?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merulius
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What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Badeo
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dont_feel_like_it
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/df978
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What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gold-fishies
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What happens when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwetybob
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What do you get when you cross a dad joke…

… with a rhetorical question?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
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Why can't all questions be rhetorical?
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How good are rhetorical questions?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jcw10489
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What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDestroyer575
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What do you get when you put a joke with no punchline and a rhetorical question together?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/outofoffice247
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What do you get if mix a joke and a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1_Am_4_HuM4n
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/me-no-smart
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What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoolNerd04
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What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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