i don’t trust stairs.
they’re always up to something.
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out.
The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home. " Oy Morris ", said grandma, " You've been going to that park for over 30 years ! So how could you get lost ? "
Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn't hear. Morris whispered, " I wasn't lost.....I was just too tired to walk home."
If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you?
I was going to do reverse lunges this year for my fitness
But I feel that would just be a big step backwards..
Why can't you trust atoms?
Because they make up everything...
I know that they’re inspected regularly and low risk, but I just don’t trust elevators.
When I can, I take steps to avoid them.
Why am I suddenly only able to walk in reverse?
I am at a complete loss forwards.
Bit of fatherly advice - never trust elevators
They seem like they're pretty down at first, but then you realize they're always up to something
You can't trust a deli sandwich.
They're so full of bologna.
I don’t know about you guys, but I don’t trust marine biologists
Something about them feels…… fishy
There is something about tree I just dont trust them.
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas,
I can’t wait to see how it turns out.
Why can't you trust trees?
Me reversing my car
Ahhhhh this takes me back
My wife and I always fight over the right way to hang the toilet paper roll, so our therapist suggested we try the other person's way for a week.
I made the mistake of trusting a fart…
I now know that I Shitn’t have.
My driving instructor told me to reverse park.
I've never trusted lizards
Some of my past punny Halloween costumes: Reverse Cowgirl, Edgar Allan Ho, and Freudian Slip
My father doesn't trust anyone.
My father doesn't trust anyone.
Infact, he has a saying......
But he won't tell me what it is.
Why should you trust dating advice from a bad electrician?
They know how to make sparks fly
Did you know vampires are suckers for deals? What do you call a vampire who uses coupons? Discount. What's a vampires favorite currency? Bite coin. The only kind of bank a vampire trusts is a blood bank. They still never make deposits.
Inspired by a recent post.
What's a sapling that always did what he said he would do but, still, can never, ever, be trusted?
You wanna know why I can't trust baby chickens?
...because their talk is cheep .
Of course the only thing I would trust to save my life is a bagel.
What kind of glue is trusted by secret agents worldwide?
I only trust fortune tellers that wear glasses…
The others lack foresight.
Cats should not be trusted.
Some of them are cheetahs.
As I put my car into reverse I thought to myself….
“Ah, this takes me back.”
Be very careful about trusting zombies
I hear they're rotten people
I don't trust those trees
Never trust a Chris
If Chris crossed applesauce then he'll probably do it to you
I don't trust stairs
They're always up to something
What can't you ever trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you?
Why can’t you trust atoms?…
…Because they make up everything
Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
I don’t trust stairs.
They’re always up to something.
If you drive a Subaru in a reverse, what are you?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
I don’t trust stairs,
They’re always up to something
I don't trust stairs....
They are always up to something....
If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you?
Never trust a stair case.
They're always up to something.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything
Trust me on this!.You just can never trust an Atom!
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