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I (24 F) and my bf (27 M) have been together for 6 years. I donโt know much about his family other than the fact when he was 16 he was kicked out and hasnโt seen them much since then, especially his mother.
Recently, me and him were just walking down the street when out of nowhere his mother approached us. She starts talking about how much he changed, he looked really uncomfortable. After she was done she looked over at me and asked who I was which my bf took no time to introduce me as his gf at which his mother gave a me stern look. She invited him to diner tomorrow as a way for them to catch up, my bf said heโll only think about it if I was invited too, his mother sighed and said okay.
The next day came and we both were getting ready, but as I went to get my dress he told me itโs better to wear something not so revealing, I asked why and he told me his brothers had a tendency to look at things they werenโt supposed to, I was confused but didnโt ask further. On the way there he started telling me what I should be prepared for, such as, if they ask you questions itโs to get dirt on you or my brothers will flirt with you but donโt in gage, amongst other things.
When we got there, As we entered the dinning room, the whole table looked at us and my bf put a hand around my waist, pulled me closer and quickly sat me down. His family started talking to me about what I did, where Iโm from, yk the usual getting to know new people type of chats. An hour passed when his mother comes out the kitchen with food, but there was smell I knew too well. I asked my bf if it was spicy and he quickly jumped up and widened his eyes. I have an acid reflux and when I eat anything spicy or sour I become very sick and can puke. Everybody started taking bits of food, while I just sat there with my watermelon I got as appetizer. His mother noticed this and in a joking tone asked if her food was really that bad. I told her why I couldnโt eat to which she scoffed โnonsense!โ And proceeded to tell me if I really hated her cooking that bad I can just tell her and not try to hide it. I told her the food looks great but I just donโt want to get sick, then she got up and started yelling about how disrespectful I was, then also my bf got up and started cursing at her in Spanish, I didnโt understand anything but all I know was my bf yanking me out the front door and telling me to get in the car.
Itโs been a week since then and he blocked his family on everything and when I asked why, he
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Singaporean here. My Malaysian Chinese wife claims that the Chinese in Malaysia don't have steamboat/hotpot for reunion dinners and it's some weird thing that Singaporeans do.
Is this true? The times I visited in laws during CNY I did notice that they just went out to a Chinese restaurant.
My brother and his girlfriend are finally visiting I havenโt seen them in 2 years and theyโre flying across country to see everyone. Iโve known my brotherโs girlfriend for about 4 years but we donโt talk much so really only 2 years since my brother and his girlfriend moved the 2nd year of me knowing her. She isnโt very close to my girlfriend. They donโt text each other often at all. Probably the last time they texted was a year and a half ago.
My parents have arranged a family dinner have also invited my brotherโs girlfriendโs side of the family to be included. This will be me and my girlfriendโs first time meeting my brotherโs girlfriendโs family.
Is it wrong for me to propose to my girlfriend during this dinner even though my brother and his girlfriend are flying across country to have this family reunion ? My girlfriend is also pregnant and we plan to announce the pregnancy during this dinner too.
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We lay our scene in a large villa outside Hive Dissdorf upon planet Myagaris. The colonel is greeting a few guests outside of the grand porch and welcoming them inside. The dinner guests, around fourty humans, six beastmen and a quartet of techpriests, have assembled in the grand hall, enjoying aperitif and drinks. A small gong is sounded and the guests meander into the banquet hall. The main table is set and the group seat themselves. The colonel is at the head of the table.
C: Greetings cousins, uncles and chosen of the omnisaiha. It is a pleasure to have you all here. I hope you will enjoy this fine dinner. If you wish you may have your taste-testers try every dish, however I don't see why that would be necessary under my closest friends in the family.
The visitors laugh, some more enthusiastically others in a more nervous fashion.
C: Now please enjoy yourselves, and do be kind, I would hate to mop someones' guts off the floor today.
More laughter.
C: Oh before I forget, I must introduce a guest from my current posting upon a planet whose name I don't have the clearance to utter. Major Anne of the Bluescales Ratcatchers, servant of her majesty Katharine of Subterranus, all loyal servants to the emperor.
I also wish to thank my dearest uncle Maximian for keeping my estates in order while off on campaign securing more planets for glory to Imperium and family.
The man from the landing pad gets up and the guests politely applaud.
C: Now I no longer wish to hold you all from the meal.
The colonel snaps his fingers and servants bring forth plentiful food, wines, spirits and other luxuries. The feast begins. After the third course the colonel seems a little pale. After the fourth he looks near collapse.
C: I am sorry, I believe I swallowed something off. I ... will return shortly.
The colonel gets up, slowly. He makes it half way to the door before collapsing on the ground. Billy rushes from his seat, along with Isichiel and Uncle Maximian, Rollyus rockets from his seat and rushes off in the opposite direction.
SB: Sir? Sir?
CI: Guards, I want this place on lock-down! NOW!
Guards rush off, other speak the order into their voxes.
UM: Come on kid, don't die on us now.
*Something begins to ooze from the colonel's eyes. His eyes then pop in bursts of bile and eye-pieces. the colonel begins drooling blood and his nose and ears begin bleeding as well. Billy is frantically trying to get some of the blood into a small device.
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