It was our last warming.
Now he is David lanndlord
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
And he keeps turning sideways to avoid me
He must be part of some extreme mist group.
They never complain, they keep to themselves and they always pay their rent on time. The only weird thing is they insist on paying me in stir-fry. But all in all, I guess they're pretty lo mein tenants.
damn flat earthers
I replied back: “Sure, my door is always open.”
I tried repeatedly but it just wooden go anywhere.
Never gonna give you Up!
I told her “we already watched that together, don’t you remember?”
Tenants!
I dunno, I’ll float the idea by my brother.
We have....a lot in common.
By saying "Pea-Lease"
(Thats if they rent peas)
You fineants
A four de lease
It was my spatula pad.
Alright so yesterday at dinner my mom and dad told me and my sister that they decided that we would indeed drive to Florida and stay there and rent a place for a few months. The home they picked out is in the same community as my grandparents, I am all happy about this except for the part where we have to drive 1000 miles over 15 hours of driving. So anyway after my sister and I ask some questions about the place he says “did you know alligators can grow up to 15 feet, but most have four”
I should have known she'd try to Stahl...
Guess you could say he has a Sister complex...
I love this holiday so much that I can almost forget I won't be able to make rent tomorrow by 1 measly dollar.
Now I’m their landlord and I collect rent from my tenants.
Because there not tenants.
One's a tadpole, and the other is a pad toll.
Ten-Ants
I guess you could say they were low mein tentants.
I said "No, just for the night."
She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally, he gets his suit. He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers. He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait. Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
to get rid of all the small bumps and hills in my garden.
When i was done, it was even worse then before..
I cant even
Because they're not tenants
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
Cause he won’t pay Durent
"You could have bought the entire movie for less than that!"
Now it's a Hoboe.
The first one goes "I lost everything with my divorce, wealth, mansion, cars, bank balance etc. and here I am sharing a rented apartment with you. Nothing can be worse than this."
The second one assures him that his situation is much worse than him.
"How??" Demands the first one.
"Well I had a booming business and all the riches" he moaned. "Then it all came crashing down, with losses incurring, I lost my wealth, mansion, cars, bank balance etc. And here I am sharing a rented apartment with you."
"How's your situation worse than mine" growled the first one.
"You see my friend" sighed the second one "I still have my wife!"
Its called wombs to go.
They are usually lo mein tenants.
Because he didn't make any Monet.
