Reddit pun thread
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︎ Apr 06 2021
Another reddit pun thread
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Reddit Puns
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Help Requested from the Reddit Pun community
I am tasked with naming an informational medical podcast about Overactive Bladder. Wanting a fun - pun type name for this. So far the best Iβve come up with is βUrine the Knowβ. TIA Reddit!
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︎ Dec 10 2019
Reddit pun
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︎ Nov 24 2019
One of the best Reddit puns I've seen in a while
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︎ Sep 23 2014
Best of Reddit puns: " I've never regretted a single moment of my wedding day up until I read the words "Yes, I didgeridoo, m8". I'm gonna have to remarry my missus. " ... " Didgeridoo your wedding yet? "
reddit.com/r/worldnews/coβ¦
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︎ Dec 07 2017
Mashup pun needed
Iβm headed to a Halloween mashup party this weekend and I need a costume - think βEggs and Hamletβ or βBrokeback Mountain Dewβ or βZom-beeβ - I felt like the reddit pun world might be able to hook me up - any suggestions?
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︎ Oct 18 2019
My teacher likes to start every day by reading a joke from Reddit. She was sick the other day, so
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Delighted to say I've finally got a new job installing mirrors!
Nothing fancy, but was something I could always see myself doing.
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︎ Apr 24 2021
Reddit faces lawsuit for failing to remove child sexual abuse material
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︎ Apr 25 2021
I see so much beautiful art here on Reddit so I wanted to join in.
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︎ Mar 25 2021
My wife said she's leaving me because I spend to much time trying to get reddit points for dad jokes.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
I told my parents I was bisexual
My dad asked, "so you like both men and women?"
I responded with, "yeah, but I'm not seeing anyone right now"
He said, "so you must be on stand-bi"
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︎ Apr 11 2021
Reddit coins should be called Creddit
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Emphasis on laundry rotation
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Easy come, Easy go!
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︎ Apr 12 2021
At least he won't turn over in his grave.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Just started my new job as a security guard. The supervisor told me my job would be to watch the office at night.
Iβm on season eight. Still not sure what this has to do with security.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
F for the guard
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︎ Apr 05 2021
My girlfriend is a square root of -100
Perfect 10, but purely imaginary.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Change my mind
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︎ Mar 31 2021
Thought about posting a dad joke to Reddit.
But you have probably already read it.
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︎ Apr 19 2021
Why did Pythagoras hate Reddit?
Because he loved Pi, not cake
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︎ Mar 26 2021
The great thing about 'reddit' is that it tells you when you've finished reading it
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︎ Mar 29 2021
A person who likes to repost jokes on Reddit had a child who also reposted jokes on Reddit.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
I hadnβt used my main in around a year but had a reason to burro back in my post history... I had forgotten about this, and I donβt mean to brag but this is the single greatest post Iβve ever made on reddit.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
I just found out that the guy who stole my diary died yesterday.
My thoughts are with his family.
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︎ Mar 25 2021
If God posts anything on reddit it will definitely die in new...
cause all his worshipers will be devoting that post!
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Scientists have just discovered a fossilized Dinosaur fart...
They say itβs a blast from the past!
*credit to my 9 year old daughter
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︎ Mar 23 2021
I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, βYouβre an 8 on a scale of 10.β
I still donβt get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...
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︎ Mar 16 2021
Today is the day I can post it
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︎ Mar 02 2021
In spite of all our disagreements on Reddit, Iβm glad about one thing.
Every one reading this is on the same page.
Edit: Thanks guys. This is way too much love.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
My therapist just told me I have extreme difficulty in picking up social cues.
I think she is in love with me.
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︎ Mar 05 2021
Guys, make your woman feel special. Place a framed photo of her in the kitchen...
....and write "EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH" on top.
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︎ Apr 16 2021
A communism joke isnβt funny
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︎ Feb 28 2021
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Itβs my 1-year Reddit anniversary
Getting karma should be easy as cake
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Why did you join Reddit?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Most likely yes
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Why did the non-binary prospectors head west?
Because there was gold in them/their hills
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︎ Apr 04 2021
It's my 1-year Reddit anniversary
Getting karma should be easy as cake
Edit: Itβs a giant cake day celebration! Happy cake day everyone!!
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︎ Jun 28 2020
What the fuck has happened to this sub!?
http://m.imgur.com/ImM3RWz
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same
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︎ Jan 04 2021
My teacher likes to start every day by reading a joke from Reddit. She was sick the other day, so
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Itβs my 3 year Reddit anniversary!
Getting karma should be as easy as cake.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
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