Rechargeable Battery Puns

A list of puns related to "Rechargeable Battery"

I asked the shopkeeper how much empty rechargeable batteries cost.

They were free of charge.

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👤︎ u/MoffKalast
📅︎ Jun 04 2018
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I find rechargeable batteries revolting.

Watt's the problem with that?

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👤︎ u/psilocybebrain
📅︎ Mar 17 2017
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What do rechargeable batteries say when they get plugged in?

"Get into mAh belly"

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👤︎ u/Mteigers
📅︎ Apr 25 2017
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A friend of mine wanted to return rechargeable batteries on Amazon

A friend of mine wanted to return rechargeable batteries he bought on Amazon. While filling out forms to return them he got an email saying "This ones on us" pretty much saying he could keep the batteries as well as getting a refund.

I replied: "I guess you got those batteries free of charge"

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👤︎ u/deutschbag17
📅︎ May 17 2015
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At my job interview I was asked ‘after a long week, how do you like to recharge your batteries?’

Apparently ‘with high voltage nipple clamps’ wasn’t the answer they were expecting

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👤︎ u/Sweaty_Bollocks
📅︎ Aug 29 2018
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Not a dad-still a dad joke

At an event in filming at school, the adviser comes to check in on us. Im laying down on a battery, so I say "i'm sleeping on a battery." "You've gotta recharge somehow," he says

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👤︎ u/lilyoftheally
📅︎ Nov 22 2014
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I use rechargeable batteries

Though I find it revolting.

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👤︎ u/tatjewed
📅︎ Feb 05 2017
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