Rastafarians Puns

A list of puns related to "Rastafarians"

How are Mewtwo and a slow rastafarian alike?

They're both pokey, mon!

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👤︎ u/breakone9r
📅︎ Feb 24 2021
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What does a Rastafarian use to keep his beer cool in the hot tub?

A jah-koozie

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👤︎ u/nsblues
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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What did the unemployed rastafarian say?

Jobless

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👤︎ u/HoMEOWner707
📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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I met an Irish Rastafarian.

His name was Padlocks.

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👤︎ u/TheAnagramancer
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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What’s a French Rastafarian’s favourite fruit?

Le Mon

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👤︎ u/redblazerrealty
📅︎ May 30 2019
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What do you call a Rastafarian squid?

Bob Calamarley

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👤︎ u/Hephsters
📅︎ Jul 11 2018
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Did you hear the one about the Rastafarian who had hemorrhoids?

He had mad bumbum clots.

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👤︎ u/carks
📅︎ Mar 14 2018
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Why is the thorn bush the rastafarian's favorite plant

Because it pokey mon'

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👤︎ u/composites_are_cool
📅︎ Aug 06 2016
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What is a Rastafarian's favorite animated series?

Pokeyamon

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👤︎ u/nrsulliv
📅︎ Jun 22 2015
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