So today is a lazy Sunday morning, so I'm wearing a raggedy shirt with holes. My brother and dad noticed.

Brother: I'm gonna burn that shirt.

Me: What, it's my lazy, around-the-house shirt.

Dad (to my brother): What day is it?

Brother: Sunday.

Dad: There you go, it's a holey shirt.

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