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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheYeti4815162342
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Root beer math

If you pour root beer into a square glass, then you’ll have beer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MorningMan464
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2022
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Dear math

Grow up and solve your own problems

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Red_Dot_Byte
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2022
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What’s a surfers favorite math?

Algae-brah.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BornReadyShow
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2022
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Why is b^2 - 4ac racist?

Because it's a discriminant.

I work at Mathnasium, the math learning center. A child told me this today. I am angry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebubblybooty
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2022
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I’m a professor at a university that was occupied by radical students

I knew it was serious when I heard chants of β€œStop Stalin and show us our Marx!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChernoyeYabloko
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2021
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Texas Instruments is removing all of the square root buttons from its calculators.

I don't know why such a radical change is necessary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Masselein
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2022
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I like math...

Euclid DM me and we'll add each other

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πŸ‘€︎ u/campatterbury
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2022
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That's radical
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WetCrap12e
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What’s a radical leftist’s favorite style of font?

Sans Sheriff!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trommy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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The produce person at my grocery store said I should try this vegetable, β€œIt’s out of this world ... radical!” he exclaimed.

In truth, it was just rad-ish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WCBrann
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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Two cows in a field. One turns to the other and says β€˜moo’

The other responds β€˜fer chrissakes Gary, I was gonna say that!’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theotheririshkiwi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2022
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Radical Islam
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Democratic Socialists ruined surfing for me

It used to be cool, but then the Radical Left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juror8940
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2022
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What food is radical...but not too radical?

A rad***ish***.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atom138
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2017
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What is the most radical form of water?

Ice is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainGambrinus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2015
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I saw a midget wearing a t-shirt with the slogan "I hate black people" on it...

I thought to myself... "that's a little racist"

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How did the spider get so radical?

He was always surfing the web

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πŸ‘€︎ u/all_three_bolth
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2017
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Simplifying Radicals...

So I was complaining about having to write notes on this video about simplifying radicals, and my Dad tells me that I should, "Cut their hair and put them in a suit..." He's still talking about it with my mom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CleansedBubbles
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2013
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My alt-left and alt-right friends needed some space between them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beglat
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2017
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The trees in Minecraft are very mathematical

They have square roots.

This also makes them radical and irrational, so don't argue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmdeemer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2021
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Emerson, Lake, and Palmer walk into a bar . . .

Picture it. June, 1971. London.

Keith Emerson, Greg Lake and Carl Palmer are celebrating the release of their album Tarkus at the Seven Stars Pub.

Very quickly, both ELP and their BACs are riding high.

Nothing can spoil this evening.

Enter King Crimson, their bitter rivals in experimental jazz-fusion symphonic rock.

A chill hits the air, but they manage some level of civility.

Fripp even manages to put aside his seething anger at Lake for defecting to Emerson's new project and stands a round for all.

It's unclear exactly when Hawkwind arrives, but the strained emotions soon give way to genuine cheer and good will.

Lemmy, their basist at the time, could have that effect on people.

Unfortunately, he also later looks directly at Lake, points at Fripp and company and asks, "Waren't you wiv his lot?"

The police report explains that the ensuing fracas lasted for about 30 minutes at caused at least Β£4,500 (Β£56,604.93 in 2021, or $78,480.75) in damages, several broken bones and uncounted stiches.

The scrum finally calms down after Peter Gabriel, who was [throwing darts](https://darthelp.com/articles/the-history-of-darts/#:~:text=M

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RevRob330
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2021
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What did the American doctor say about terrorism?

These Anti-Occidents keep chasing Free Radicals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/co-oper8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2021
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The government is using chemicals to control the people.

But not me; I'm a free radical.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheJambus
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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Today, my son learned about square roots. I was so shocked that I could only say one word:

"Radical!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3000LoveForYou
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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I’m trying to convince my kids to learn Chinese

I keep telling them that it’s a radical language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lamad14
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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Out of the blue, I decided to take my wife to a commercial establishment offering health and beauty treatment through such means as steam baths, exercise equipment, and massage

You could say the decision was pretty spa-radic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avasnay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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My geometry teacher said we don't have to simplify square routes in his class.

I thought that was pretty radical.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyLogix
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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Classic math class dad joke

So I'm sitting in my math class and the teacher asks

"Can anyone give me an example of a radical expression?"

And without missing a beat my friend says "Cowabunga"

Soon to be dad right there.

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