Quintessentially Puns

Me: Don’t call me later, call me Dad

"If Pete & RePete were walking down the street and Pete fell into a hole, who's left?"

I can remember that joke having me in hysterics as a kid...the sheer frustration....

Edit: a word

He didn’t have a byte to eat...

I had a quintessential moment that I never thought would come...

My family and I were at church, and my son comes over and pokes at me to get my attention. I lean in close, and he says "I'm hungry."

My response? "Hello Hungry. I'm Dad, how are you?"

Needless to say, there were some folks who were unimpressed with us trying to stifle our laughter...or my pride that he thought it was funny. Got to start 'em young!