My wife was getting ready in the morning and asked for a Q tip
I walked over and said "I have one for you: The trial never ends!"
Edit: it's a quote from a character in Star Trek called Q.
It has nothing to do with Q Anon <--- I can't believe that needs to be said.
Source: https://youtu.be/T1w309q3dbQ
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Q: What does a volcanologist keep in his waiting room?
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Q: What do you call a balloon in choir?
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︎ Aug 16 2022
Q: What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
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Q: Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
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Q. How do you tell a weasel from a stoat?
A. A weasel is weasely recognised, and a stoat is stoatally different.
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︎ Nov 13 2021
My pirate friends always bring a box of Q-tips to poker night.
The loser has to swab the deck.
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.
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Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
A: Because if it had four, it would be chicken sedan.
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Q: What do you call a film director who's been in lockdown for too long?
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︎ Nov 12 2021
Q:What do you call a waffle at a beach in California?
A: A Sandy Eggo!
Note: my 7yo daughter told me this, her dad joke game is unbelievably strong!
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Q. What do you call a baby in full suit armour?
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Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
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Q: What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?
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Q: What do you call a Satanist who only eats low-carb pizza?
ΚsnΙΉΙ-α΄Κuβ ΗΙ₯β΄ :β
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Q:What was the first choir ever called? A:The prior
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Q: How do you know if you are a hillbillly?
A: ancestry.com and eharmony.com both send you to the the same web site
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︎ Jul 06 2021
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No eye deer.
Q: What about a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no eye deer.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs if you set it on fire?
A: Still no flaming eye deer.
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Mar 31 2021
What do you call a subreddit exclusively for the letter Q?
A Q-mmunity.
I see the exit door.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
Q: Why would Eminem make a horrible bartender?
A: Whenever you try and order a round he says, βYou only get one shot.β
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︎ Jan 10 2021
My son said I was like a "q."
...Because a q is just a "weird 'o'"
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︎ Jun 30 2020
Q: What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Q: What is a pirates favorite letter?
A: Aye, you think it's the C, but it really be his mate-E's
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︎ Feb 25 2019
Q: Why Did The Pony Ask For A Glass Of Water?
A: Because He Was A Little Horse!
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Q: What do you get when a chicken crosses a pig?
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︎ Aug 20 2019
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/comβ¦
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"Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog."
An oldie but still good.
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︎ Dec 08 2019
Q: What did one shepherd say to the other after seeing a wolf in the distance?
Let's get the flock out of here.
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︎ Oct 23 2015
Q: Which weighs more: a pound of water, or a pound of naphtha?
A: water weighs more.
The lighter fluid is naphtha.
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︎ Sep 05 2019
Q: Whatβs the definition of a cocaine dealer?
A: A person who sticks their business in other peopleβs noses.
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︎ Sep 11 2018
(Q)How do you make a sausage roll(A) throw it down a hill
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︎ Apr 27 2019
While in the bathroom, my wife said, "Honey can you give me a q-tip?"
"Capitalize Q when it's at the beginning of a sentence."
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︎ Jun 26 2015
Never leave a dad in charge of answering Q&As
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︎ Oct 17 2013
Q:What did the Vacuum say when it saw a couple making out?
A:"Get a Roomba, you two!
Credit to my little sister.
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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Q: What key do you use when opening a banana?
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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
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Q. Whatβs the difference between a weasel and a stoat?
A. A weasel is weasely recognised, and a stoat is stoatally different!
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