The dialogue is mostly one line per speaker but sometimes there are two speakers in one line of poetry, e.g. line 250:
> PS. Occedamus hac obviam. BAL. Iuppiter te
> perdat, quisquis es. PS. Te volo. BAL. At vos ego ambos.
Does elision take place in the second line between volo and at even though it is a change in dialogue?
Name: Pseudolus
Primary Class: Troubadour -> Butler
Secondary Class: Ninja -> Master Ninja
Stats:
HP: 16+0= 16
Str: 0+(2*2)= 4
Mag: 3+2= 5
Skl: 6+1= 7
Spd: 5+1= 6
Lck: 5+1= 6
Def: 1+2= 3
Res: 5+1= 6
Mov: 7
HP Growth: 0+(30*2)= 60
Str Growth: 0+(20*2)= 40
Mag Growth: 15+45= 60
Skl Growth: 5+30= 35
Spd Growth: 15+35+5= 55
Lck Growth: 20+(20*1.5)= 50
Def Growth: 0+25= 25
Res Growth: 15+25= 40
Support Bonuses
C - +5 Hit
B - +5 Avoid
A - +5 Crit
A+ - +5 Hit
Pair Up Bonuses
C - Spd
B - Skl
A - Str
A+ - Lck
Starting Equipment
Bloom Festal
Heal Staff
Description
A 23 year old man of slim build and fair features, sandy brown hair and grey eyes, to be a bit more precise. Pseudolus has a generally pleasant expression on his face (comes with the job) though his eyes will sometimes betray his other feelings. As person, Pseudolus can seem a bit stiff at times, but is quick to help others and can become quite genial when he lets his hair down. Pseudolus is fairly protective of those he considers his charges.
Bio
Born into a family of servants and bodyguards to the rich, Pseudolus was drilled in the skills needed to be a superior butler. When he wasn't learning to properly brew tea or arrange a dinner menu for 20, he was being taught to protect his potential master from harm, being drilled in the use of healing staves. At 19, Pseudolus was considered ready to serve and was hired by a rich merchant in his homeland of Gnosi. For 4 years, Pseudolus served the man, eventually becoming a part of the family. When word of the peace talks between Parangelia and Latreia reached Pseudolus, he took his leave to go and help do his part, even if Latreia terrified him to the very core, with the rumors he had heard.
Additional Notes
None
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Also, Happy Buy Nothing Day! 🚫
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Do your worst!
I’m reading Plautus’ Pseudolus in one of my classes and the difference between Classical Latin and Archaic Latin is throwing me off. My professor only provided a chart with dipthong changes which doesn’t feel like enough. Any and all help is appreciated! :)
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
