Protein Shake Puns

....and all I'm saying is...a donut would never do this to me.

Dad: There’s no whey in hell.

Just couldn't find their whey in the dark.

Then she could have peanut butter jelly thyme!

But I said no whey.

Where there’s a will, there is a whey.

I said "No whey"

The worrying has really been wheying on me.

I'll see myself out.

edit: a word

Because I'd sure like to have my whey with you.

I said 'no whey!'

He was looking for the protein shakes but was lost trying to find them. Thankfully, one of the employees showed him the whey.

Every time he scoops some into his protein shake I go "Are you going to weigh it out, or just scoop it?" Followed by a beautiful groan

A protein shake

My boyfriend wanted a protein shake and was asked me to make one. I was stalling a little bit and my son piped in "You gotta scare her first" we said what? "That's how you make a shake". I was laughing and so my son decided to keep going. He said "How do you make a napkin dance?" "You put a lil boogie in it" at that point I groaned. My boyfriend said "Quit while you are ahead" my son replied "But I'm a body"

Trying to think of a name for a shop that sells healthy protein shakes but has a hooters-like atmosphere. I am usually good with this kind of thing. But I'm all shook up.

Making a SOY protein shake when my dad walks in.

Dad: whatchya doing? Me: making a protein shake Dad: what kind? Me: Chocolate.

My dad picks up the large bottle of protein powder and exclaims, ' 24 grams of protein?! No whey...'

I just got home from the gym ten minutes before my dad got home from work. He saw me stirring my protein shake in my cup: Dad: "What's in the cup?" Me: "Just a protein shake" Dad: "No whey!"

He was so proud of himself for that one

A protein shake