I got my own private jet

The rest of the jacuzzi belongs to my wife.

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👤︎ u/XiKiilzziX
📅︎ Jun 28 2014
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I do have my own private jet

But my mum still owns the rest of the jacuzzi.

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📅︎ Apr 25 2019
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Always time for a Dad Joke

Just a few weeks ago I was on a camping trip with my friends and we were staying in a friends cabin out on their private property. During the day when there wasn't much to do it was fun to get on a few ATV's we had and drive around. Through no fault of my own, I incidentally couldn't make a turn and crashed through a barb wire fence and sliced open my Neck, during the time I was being prepared for a helicopter ride to a Hospital rather far away I poked up from the stretcher while my friends watched and stated: "With all this Adrenaline and this IV, I guess you could say I'm feeling pretty 'wired'. " It was the proudest moment of my trip.

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👤︎ u/JKtoday
📅︎ Jun 24 2015
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I have my own private jet

But the rest of the jacuzzi belongs to my mother.

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👤︎ u/Deeman_27
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