I just spoke with Bill Withers and told him "Ain't No Sunshine" is poor grammar.
He said "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know..."
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︎ Jan 23 2021
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Poor dude must be spaced out.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
when I was a child we were so poor that my mother made us clothes out of the scraps my dad would bring home from work at the sandpaper factory
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︎ Dec 24 2020
What do you call a wizard that walks everywhere barefoot, has poor bone density, and bad breath ?
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Why did the poor man sell yeast?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
It doesnβt matter if youβre tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor, at the end of the day....
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Poor guy
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Jesus grew up poor but...
At least he was born in a stable situation.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Along with gender dysphoria, my doctor wanted to address my poor oral health.
She prescribed me trans-and-dental medication.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Poor Ted
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︎ Jul 21 2020
A man walks into the library and asks, "Do you have any books on poor eyesight."
"NO, We don't!!!" replies the barman.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
What did the poor detective say when he fell into the endless pit?
βIβm never going to get to the bottom of this.β
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︎ Dec 30 2020
My vaccine dad joke failed
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︎ Jan 02 2021
My poor friend recently became a baker.
He really kneaded the dough.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Poor Freddie
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︎ Nov 18 2020
My neighbour banged on my door at 3am, screaming and shouting hysterically, the poor fella..
Luckily, I was up practicing my drums at the time..
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Did you hear of the poor chap who lost his Right buttocks in an accident?
All his best days are now left behind.
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︎ Dec 13 2020
We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius...
But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Poor doggo
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Poor chicken
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︎ May 01 2020
Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses...
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Poor penguins...
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Are they allowed to LOL?
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︎ Nov 16 2020
My friend: Did you heard about the Italian man who died recently, he pasta way
Me: Thats very sad. Venice the funeral?
(Please excuse my poor english as it is not my first language)
Edit: I am not a dad, I am a 15 year old teen
Edit 2: Thank you u/Mnt2bdaddy for the wholesome award.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
oh poor bastards
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︎ Sep 03 2020
The poor willow in my backyard just broke one of its main limbs off.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
My wife says she hates me because I have a poor sense of direction
So the next day I packed my things and right.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
I was checking out at the grocery store today and the bagger was holding my stuff over the shopping cart and asked: βsir, would you like to go out with the cart?β. To which I replied βoh, no thanks Iβm actually marriedβ. My poor son looked mortified. Dad joke status ACHIEVED.
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︎ Nov 30 2019
Someone told me of this alcholic guys ghost that got fired from his haunting job for poor performance.
Apparently, he couldn't handle his boos.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
What do you call a poor Nicholas Cage?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Poor pear
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︎ May 24 2020
Poor guy
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︎ Nov 19 2019
βPoor old fool.β thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought heβd humor the old man and asked, βSo how many have you caught today?β
The old man replied, βYouβre the eighth.β
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︎ May 19 2020
William Shatner has discontinued his line of ladies lingerie.
Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Poor Uranus.
The butt of all space jokes.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
What's considered trashy if you're poor, but classy if you're rich.
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︎ Jul 24 2020
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?
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︎ Dec 19 2020
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Whatβs the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Whatβs the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Donβt worry if youβre tall or skinny or rich or poor. And the end of the day...
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︎ Dec 07 2020
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What's the difference between a poorly dressed monkey on a tricycle and a well-dressed monkey on a bicycle?
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︎ Dec 02 2019
What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
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